Joelinton7

West Ham Twitter today is both baffling and hilarious. Just them going back through every little piece of contact and saying “that’s a red”, “that’s a pen”. One of theirs was punched in the face before Barnes scored apparently. Free stadium, bubble obssessed wankers. Thanks for the 4 this season.

Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia… https://x.com/the_forty_four/status/1774166214769532960?s=46&t=DcLbGwd6hoDY9gGMy-ZgEw

The back reminds me of the Coronabruce years so for that reason, I hate it.

Anyone but the guys with a waterfall in their stadium

Great finish from Diaby

Oh come on! I want to bask in the still warm fading embers of their misplaced “beating Cardiff” hubris that most assuredly would have carried them into early morning whoops and hollers of “fancy West Ham today marra”, then transitioning into mocking “chortles”, “just burst out laughing” and sarcastic “beheaddie out” posts before the absolute gigantic kick in the balls that was our monumental comeback with letters “s p a w n y” and “c o r r u p t” getting a good bashing amidst the lonely crumbs that almost certainly take up residence within the crevices of their keyboards.

Just needs to get his fitness and game rhythm back

DaFuq are Sheffield doing. 3-1 up against an ok Fulham team with some regen called Arblaster in mf.

Ducked the game on Tuesday. Very worrying.

Christopher Grant Wood has once again scored an English Premier League goal.

Farewell, sweet prince

This team feeds so much off the fans. As soon as the fans got up it was like last season again. All of a sudden we were first to balls or winning second balls. We were stronger in challenges, put more effort into tracking back and getting tighter to their players. The players have been low on confidence since December. Evidenced today by Isak and Longstaff snatching at shots, Bruno overrunning dribbles, Murphy waiting for the ball to come to him. As soon as the fans lift the noise, their confidence comes soaring back and everything looks a lot more fluid.

Imagine having Paqueta and Kudus in our team ? Paqueta Bruno G Joelinton Gordon Isak Kudus Quite possibly would be illegal

Unfortunately it was for us ?

Absolutely fking unreal. Oh and Harvey Barnes take a bow

Trippier not even on bench?

Think they’re well matched tbh.

Think there’s gonna’ be a red card today. Don’t know why or who to. Probably them.

1-0 Ipswich, a calamity from Blackburn’s keeper. Leicester really feeling the heat now I bet.

According to FotMob, Kudus is doubtbul. Alvarez def out as he’s suspended. Don’t know about Paqueta and Aguerd.

Jobe with an absolutely massive dive there to win that lot a pen.

Wew, Leicester can’t handle the pressure. Would love Ipswich back in the Prem, it’s been too long.

Ratcliffe is the biggest bluffer going plus arrogant to boot. The PR shots of him beaming into the middle distance with his weird comb over have been nauseating and remind me why I dislike that club. The media fawning has been awful, even describing his arrival at the club as a “takeover”. It WASN’T a takeover, they didn’t GET their takeover (we did). The Glazers are still there but apparently this is some brave new dawn for Manchester Red. Norwich scarves have been discarded for the foreseeable. Asking us to pay for their new stadium. Stadium of the North is it? They’re taking our (or Villa’s say) slice of the pie, cheating to do so , pretending that they’re not and then rubbing that fact in our faces through the press. Hope he and they fail in every conceivable manner for the rest of eternity.

So hypothetically let’s say they say no, we’re not paying and we stand firm. What happens to Ashworth. He can’t come back and work for us?

My MD is also named Mort