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The goal had a bit of 2:43 about it.

Onana thing can’t be real. He’d have dropped his phone long before he got to send it.

Feels mad to see Man Utd and Tottenham both concede 4 while fighting desperately to avoid finishing 17th.

We’ve got Howe to come back as well. Like a new signing.

Tindall getting to legitimately shake the other managers hand first is his reward for today.

Same amount of league assists as Beardsley and Dyer now.

Eddie Howe? More like Eddie Who.

It just keeps getting put more and more in our hands. It’d be a massive disappointment if we don’t do it now.

McKenna - “Do it for Eddie, lads”

“He’s conscious” is both reassuring and worrying.

“[The Telegraph] André Onana is at risk of being dropped for Manchester United’s Premier League match at Newcastle United on Sunday in the wake of his latest error-strewn display“ Worrying news.

You must be gutted to be playing in front of him. He doest just concede shots, he concedes crosses.

Nothing really new but it just shows how far ahead he is at this. 3 times “fouled” a game over 2 seasons is mad.

Can we have (He’s shite) or something in the thread title so people can stop being so utterly desperate to point it out, regardless of what even happened in the match?

00:50 was close. Also Beardsley’s first touch for the second goal is mega.

"When asked about Isak’s fitness after the game, Newcastle head coach Eddie Howe said: "I think he's 100% fit, I wouldn't have taken any risk with him tonight if he wasn't. I don't think we'll have to manage him." Champions League confirmed.

Did well for his 2 important goals (I suppose) but he misplaced a pass in the 57th minute which shows just how bad he is and how desperately we need to sack/replace him. etc.

It’s times like this someone needs to chuck another ball on the pitch and say both balls are active.

He’s played there plenty of times, including the final, and apparently played a lot as a right back in his youth.

Would love to know who VVD was blaming for that.

That Quansah is a funny one. Seems like Slot took one look at him against Ipswich in the first game, took him off at half time and has tried his best to not play him since. Only 286 minutes in the league with no injuries and Slot’s playing a CM ahead of him at right back now.

If we win the 2 games in hand we’ll be 5 points clear of Villa, who we then play. Could end up 8 points ahead with 5 games left.

He’ll very likely finish second on here. Who’d have thought that a few years ago?