Pablo123

That's what I thought, but haven't seen loads of him. Very tidy player from what I've seen.

Is Kulusevski quick?

Barry Venison- pua lethal

I liked Domi, Beye was quality for the season he was here Duncan Ferguson really surprised me, I never realised how good he was until he was here. Loic Remy was also very good here

I'm happy to go with the clubs' judgement on players, especially because I thought Gordon would be shite!

They just need Isak and they'd win the lot. Building a very strong side.

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A just want him back

You're probably right 😂

They contradict themselves at every turn. Really weird fans. If they put the same effort in to supporting their club instead of hating anything to do with Newcastle, maybe they wouldn't be such stupid cunts.

He's absolutely class, like

I just think with the backroom shuffle, its maybe slowed things down a touch. I'm not concerned; signing new players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman - you've got to take your time, you've got to make them feel special, and then you welcome them aboard...or something like that.

My thoughts exactly. They'll be working on things behind the scenes. I'm sure we'd all love to have our targets in early doors, but it isn't as straightforward as that.

Clubs clearly trying to scratch each others backs to navigate the rules. Change the fucking rules!

He really needs to fuck that tash clean off, like. Could really struggle otherwise.

We're absolutely fucked. Should be some kind of inquest.

Dan Ashworth has got an extremely smelly micro penis. Pass it on.

He's gone. Clearly can't get on with anyone. Sad day for the club. Step forward Michael Carrick

I'm certainly convinced by that proposal, says Pablo123

Joelinton is far superior to Caicedo, too. Can't really comment on Tonali. I'm extremely biased as well 😂. Good thread, though

I wouldn't have Romero anywhere near the first 11. I don't particularly rate him. Vicario was excellent for alot of last season, but he's a liability on inswinging corners. A fully fit Botman would be certainly in with a shout at starting, although I really rate Van de Ven

How the fuck do you get a gut like that, man? Bet his shits are like radioactive treacle

Good shout!

Might aswell just give us the title now. Derek, we're off to Benidorm!

Ruined my reply, ye fucker 😂