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He's gonna knack you, Dave. Be careful.

You're telling porkies, aren't you?

Eddie is a legend. Pass it on.

Mr Burns?

Craig Hope was a bully at school. He's got a face that wouldn't look out of place on Easter Island. He's a daft cunt.

This sick note cunt will transform our season...if the cunt gets fit.

I clocked that, too.

Not my cup of tea, Kenny, but each to their own.

Riviere?

Think it was the first line.

"Don't roll your foreskin back, before you've rolled your sleeves up" - Steve Bruce.

Pretty sure the same with Beardsley for Bolton?

Imagine that backwards accent pronouncing his name.

Maybe we should sing a different soap song every week? I'll go with Emmerdale tonight. That'll put the shits up the opposition.

He'll come good, I'm sure. He's the least of our worries after today's performance. Some player's take longer to settle, and we all want him to succeed. Get behind the lad.

Exactly. It was a dire performance all round.

I will!

They seem to do it nearly every time I watch them.

It was, and I apologise for any offence caused.

I'd recognise those pockmarks from level 7, man

You've spoiled our moment. I hope you're happy with yourself.

I'm at work tonight, but I'll pop round on Sunday with the kids for the match.

I'm from Gosforth. I think that makes us best friends.

They really are daft cunts.

Exactly.