Pablo123

Breaking his hand with a Vulcan death grip on some cunt. Some boy!

Fuck you, Alex!

Wonder what his pay off will be this time? Gets paid handsomely for being shit.

I'll cut your toes off with secateurs.

Arne Slot stinks of dog shit (pass this one on, if you will).

Looked like less contact than on Woltemade last weekend.

Grimsby away?

@gbandit forgot to quote.

Good post. I've noticed Joelinton crashing the box more this season than usual, and I think Howe alluded to the fact that he needs to do more offensively. I think that's because Ramsey will bring exactly that, especially with Woltemade's cuteness around the box. I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me. I'm shattered from nightshift.

Apparently it was with a buyback clause, but Frankfurt tried to change it to a loan fee with option to buy, with I'm assuming no buyback. I like the lad, he's really raw, but there's definitely a good player in there.

Trump smells of piss and vinegar.

That's very true.

Miguel Delaney's hair looks like greasy steel wool.

That's because you were caning the ket, mate.

We'll do these and get our season kick-started.

I just clocked that before, too. Combined age of Methuselah.

Twinkletoelinton

Tremendous film. Might watch it then go out elbow tittin'

Really difficult game and I'm not confident, but a positive result here taking us in to the Arsenal game would be fandabbydozy

Was the year above me at school, Phil Giles. You'll sleep better knowing that.

Think Alan Smith said he had an ice pack on his groin.

Pretty soft yellow, tbh. Hopefully both teams get another couple of red cards each.

You know it.

I'll poke you in the eyes, trip you up, teach you phonics then put you in the bin (in no particular order). Smash ya face in, man.

Looks like he's stupidly just trusted a fart.