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I haven't got it on my firestick, as cak as that is

We should recall him from his loan!

Where can I watch it on the firestick?

So you think, until I bring out 'the river', which will culminate in me roundhouse kicking you in to the crem (proper dead).

I'll do "the journey" on you, and you'd physically shit yourself. I'm a yellow tag ffs.

Especially against karate!

We're signing Kane! Get the fuck in. Great signing.

I just get the feeling we're going to let a big player go this window. If we do, I hope it's not at the end, so we can find a suitable replacement in time, but I'm sure the club would already have plans in place should that happen.

I'm absolutely solid, man. I know Jintiando.

He's away, he said Kimmich is coming here as part of the deal. Source - Black Garter Derek.

I'm sorry, that was completely uncalled for. I hope you didn't take offence, it's me that's the arsehole for saying stuff like that.

That would actually be a really good appointment for them, if he'd go there.

You come across as a right arsehole. I'm not sure if you're aware?

You do the books?

Me, three

What a player. Such a complete CF. Don't think I remember him ever giving the ball way. Isak would thrive playing off his knockdowns and hold-up play.

Caulkin is definitely shagging that Charlotte lass IDST

He's my favourite player by far. I genuinely remember saying he's one of the worst CF's I'd ever seen, then he's been transformed in to this absolute beast. He seems like such a humble man, who has never complained. I hope he finishes his career here. I'm fucking bubbling, man. I just want him back!

Over 30 for me, and I base that purely on players, like Scott, who Bournemouth signed, going for £25m. The transfer market is knackered, it needs turned off and back on again.

He's worth £42m in today's market, give or take.

Potter must be ready for his next job now, and I don't mean Harry or Brian.

Consumate professional. Will go down as one of the greats in my eyes. Wish him all the best.

I quite like the lass who is usually on with Stephen Warnock on Sky. I can't remember her name, but she speaks well. Got a nice, friendly face.

That's true, but he's chinned her loads and dished out multiple Chinese burns for fuck all...allegedly