Jewel

We have to go there and win in a few days time. Zero excuses for not doing so. This West Ham team looks absolutely shot to pieces.

Hope he does well there. He's got his work cut out, though. Panathinaikos are an absolute shambles these days.

It's incredible when you realise half that figure should be more than enough to get him. And it all adds towards PSR. Whereas we'd get no such boost due to APT.

I know, I know. In my defence, the joke doesn't really work too well when there are several examples of them doing that exact thing already.

They've already done it for Nunez.

Their F1 team isn't bad, tbf.

I want him to suffer because I'm a petty and vindictive cunt, but also because it will hopefully send a message to others that the grass isn't always greener on other side. I want there to be consequences for the way Isak behaved throughout the summer.

That's him out of action for the next 2 months then. Blessing in disguise for Slot because now he can pick Ekitike without any external pressure.

Watching Frankfurt tonight, you can see why Harry Kane has such incredible numbers since going to Bayern. The whole Bundesliga is an absolute shambles these days.

Hopefully it's one of them niggly injury that plagues him for the rest of his career and stops him from ever being 100% fit.

Has his head turned by Real Madrid. Will be looking to sign for them on a free next season. Shame for Liverpool.

Great win. Perfect tonic for last weekend's game.

There is a reason why we were able to get him so easily, whilst Forest fought tooth and nail to keep their other good players. 55m for Elanga is daylight robbery.

Calling it the Conference League doesn’t help. Should have just named it the UEFA Cup or the Cup Winner's Cup. At least then the competition would have had some history to fall back on.

Vicious and delicious. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving rat.

Dorgu looks fat to me. Has he always been this beefy?

Get off the pitch, ye rat!

Ekitike looking dangerous.

Apart from his run for that one on one he missed, he's looked way off the pace.

Did someone just call Isak a rat?

Liverpool's attackers all do their own thing. I've yet to see a single one of them try to find Isak with anything. He's feeding on scraps mainly lol.

Could be speaking too soon here, but he needs to step up (obviously hope he doesnt). These are the sorts of games they bought him to perform in, not to score tap-ins against Southampton in the League Cup. If I was Ekitike, I'd be absolutely fuming right now.

Salah as well. Both have fallen off a cliff.

Yep. Take away Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool, and there really isn't much between the rest.

Since when did The Rat become so pious? He always seems to be flailing his arms up in air, praying to the man upstairs.