Jewel

Ridiculous player. Just oozes quality.

My Mrs got her phone nicked whilst on the school run. Nearly had mine taken on the Underground. It definitely is a problem.

You can tell he was trying to be as polite as possible with this question. He's not going to come out and say, "Liverpool is a massive shit-hole and I made a mistake coming here", eventhough he knows it to be true.

Hate this fixture. They always give us the runaround, especially at their place. On a good day, we are lucky to escape with a draw.

Badly needed that

That's a good thing, surely?

Worst case scenario would be the Saudis giving Liverpool a fat stack of cash for VVD, and then Liverpool using a portion of that to take Sven from us. They'd get our best defender and still have healthy change leftover from the sale of VVD to Saudi. Such a scenario might just make me give up with the whole charade once and for all. It already kind of happened with Nunez going to Saudi and then Isak going to Liverpool, but this would be far worse imo.

Apparently the club is still in mourning over Diogo Jota, and this is the reason they have lost 3 in a row, according to some of their fans and pundits.

Why furious? I think it's really cool that you got the reference.

Ekitike will be fine. It's the rat they need to be concerned about.

We were favourites for all of our home games the last time out as well. Odds on against both Dortmund and Milan.

He probably saw Rashford scoring 2 goals at St James's the other week, and thought to himself, "that could be me in a Barcelona shirt this time next year".

Ajax getting pissed on.

Piss off Kelleher, you mug.

This is some good shit.

Bayern have never been anywhere near as dominant in German football as they are right now. Any half decent striker should score an absolute hatful for them in that league. Taking nothing away from Kane, I think he's a world class striker, but he's chosen to play his football on easy mode when he signed for Bayern. Don't blame him for doing that, though.

Why is he looking to exit Real Madrid? Lack of game time?

Same here. I was mocked and laughed at when I mentioned him for us.

Best Dutch defender in the league. He's better than Van Dijk and Van der Ven.

Us and Villa.

Him and Toni Kroos are the only likeable ex-Bayern players IMO.

That Iniesta goal was class. A crestfallen Andy Gray on commentary made it even sweeter. Plus, Drogba throwing his toys out of the pram at the end.

Christ, could he have rammed his tongue up Liverpool's hoop any further and harder? Lahm is clearly another Bayern boy who is bitter we got Woltemade and not them.

Benfica interested in him, apparently.

There a few across Europe like that. Juventus is another that comes to mind. Biggest club in Italy and one of the biggest in the world, but in terms attendances they weren't even in the top 6 in Serie A. Hardly ever filled the old Delle Alpi, and their new stadium only holds about 40k which seems small for a club of that stature.