Jewel

We can’t get near them since half time.

Gordon isn’t coming on in a million years. We all know that. Unfortunate.

Great halftime team talk from Gareth, clearly.

Oh fuck off

Everyone creaming themselves over Rodri getting taken off.

kane thinks he’s the Beardsley/Sheringham of this team when he’s meant to be Lineker/Shearer.

I’m sick of seeing Kane dropping deep. It’s like really starting to irritate me now.

Hate hearing Sweet Caroline at the end of every England win. They need to bring back Three Lions.

I honestly never want to see Gareth Southgate’s face ever again…unless he’s turning out as the next Manchester Utd manager.

Have we even created any good chances yet?

It’s pathetic mate. I’m fuming watching this.

Part of me doesn’t want Gordon to come on here. I don’t want him to be tarnished and get associated with this shower of shite.

This one stings. Really thought we’d do these cunts tonight.

Oh, they will soon enough. Don’t you worry about that.

Come on Palace. Smash them please.

Ok then, but still, whenever he spoke, I couldn’t help but get Michael Owen vibes from him. Like he was doing Wolves a favour by being there, and then scarpered as quickly as he could at the first signs of trouble.

Lopetegui walked out on Wolves because he thought he was too good for them. Fuck him. I hope he makes a mess of it at West Ham.

Question is, if money is tight now in January will it also be tight in the summer?

Villa will win this. They’re fucking annoying me now.

Also, how is Nicolo Zaniolo still allowed to play? Wasn’t he supposed be Tonali’s “partner in crime” in the betting scandal?

Last thing we need is a Chelsea resurgence ffs.

An enjoyable start to the weekend, I must say.

Let’s hope Luton can provide the biggest laugh of the season later today.