Jewel

They need to bring in Steven Gerrard ASAP. He's the only one who can sort out this mess.

Wolves are having the season some of us thought Sunderland would be having.

Watch us go there and give them their only win of the season. And yes, those Derby County games from years ago still grinds my gears.

Is he a rat like the last guy we signed from Sociedad?

Watch them turn into a hybrid of late 80s Milan and late 00s Barcelona the next time we play them.

He's obviously not the finished article yet. He is still improving and trying to work out how to play in this league, but he has all the tools to be a success for us. I mean, he's already shown flashes of brilliance. I'm confident Eddie can find a way to utilise him to the fullest.

Problem is they have no need to pay that much. They could easily get him on the cheap if they wanted to. Liverpool want him gone, Salah wants to be gone, but nobody else in Europe will match his 400k per week wages. His only option is Saudi Arabia, unless he is willing to take a massive paycut. The Saudis hold all the cards here.....so watch them steam in with a £250m bid just for the sheer hell of it.

Some of these quotes are fucking hilarious. It's difficult to know what is real and what is fake at the moment.

He has all the charisma of a wet fish. Imagine having him as your captain like the Swedes do.

It would also help if PIF stopped funding the clubs we want to compete with by giving them extortionate fees for their unwanted riff-raff. There is no reason for them to give Liverpool £100m for Salah when they could just as easily get him for £50m. Or better yet, just don't buy from Premier League clubs to begin with.

Keep fighting, Shaka. Really, really hope he can beat this.

The background music is hilarious and fits the video like a glove.

He honestly looks like a stranger that's turned up to a party that they weren't invited to. I hope that's how he feels every time he arrives at the training ground. Everyone just stares at him and goes, "erm, who the hell is this fella? And why's he been allowed in the changing room?".

Why's he dragging Heskey's name through the mud like that???

They've spent loads on gash. Gittens and Garnacho are terrible. And I'm glad we didn't end up signing Liam Delap, he looks like a cart-horse.

Only 2 wins at Old Trafford since 1972 as well.

He's another Adama Traore. The very definition of an incredible athlete, that also happens to play a bit of football.

We've spent £150m on 3 players that have provided next to nothing for us up to this point. Really need to his guy to succeed.

I swear, these late injury time goals are going to be the death of me at some point this season. Absolutely ludicrous how many we've conceded.

You can see why Eddie has never fancied Paqueta. Something about him that's clearly off.

Yeah, we've had our fun. I'm done with it all now tbh.

Fuck off

That's got to be a wind-up, surely?

As entertaining as this is, it's all happening a bit too quickly. We needed a more managed and slow decline. As things stand, they'll get rid off Slot before he can do any real lasting damage and get someone in who's somewhat competent, as you said.