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That smug look on his face just screams “I haven’t a fucking scooby.” Either that or he’s fishing for phone calls, which is very much TalkSports MO.

Deeney couldn’t find his arse with both hands the clown.

All this last minute faff just adds to the bullshit that is #DeadlineDay presented by Sky Sports. Can’t stand the fucking show they make out of it.

Thanks, Michael Owen.

Each to their own, Froggy. Let's leave it there for the benefit of the everyone else!

Bridge for sale if you want it? "We strongly advise that all salaries on our website are estimates, even verified players. While Capology strives for accuracy, we do not have access to players' contracts for official confirmation." Whole website is complete guesswork.

I'd say they're both as reliable as each other. Literally says above the players wages "All salary figures are estimates and do not represent official figures."

According to who?

The optimism in me is seeping out by the minute!

He looked emotional going off at the end there. Top cameo tonight. Has to start against Spurs.

Hope this is the catalyst that kickstarts our season now.

Going into another season with Krafth as a defensive option is an actual war crime.

Their best player by far!

We look so laboured, as if we’ve played 3/4 of the season already. Fuck knows what’s up with us.

Sandro in our Adidas kit is just…*chefs kiss*

We managed 3 pages lads. It’s been an honour!

Hahaha ballsy guy!

Don't threaten me with a good time...

When do we make the thread for Simakan?

Because he's honking.

What’s Tranquillo Barnetta up to nowadays? Wonder if he fancies a run out on the right hand side.

Fucking sick of this now, issue Palace an ultimatum of accept the bid tonight or we move on tomorrow morning. Doesn’t matter which way you look at it, if we don’t get this over the line there will be some justified discontent among the fans, it’s not good enough.

Would say a higher probability than tiny outside chance of being a flop. Many players have gone to Man U and completely regressed.