CallumG6

Pitch is a fucking disgrace.

Can’t stay away can he, the fat pig.

Go and get Minteh off them, bring him hyem. As much as I know fuck all about the kid, it is a bit sour losing to them Tory seagull shaggers.

This cunt signed yet?

Harsh on Kenny

Reads like that kid in the nightclub chatting a bird up, saying he'd be playing for Man City if he didn't do his knee in. Self awareness clearly not his strong point.

Get the toaster ready as well for when he picks Chelski.

Second coming of Hugo Lloris this fella, can feel it.

Gillespie for the canteen banter and moral support.

This fella, the Greek and an academy lad. Do for me, not playing anywhere near as many games as last season.

This one slipped passed gnocchi nonce's radar didn't it. The fucking melt. P.S. Buzzing we're getting him mind.

Said El Mala: “Mam, can I go out and play football with my friends?” Mrs El Mala: “Only if you take your brother!” 2026:

Fucking hate Brighton mind. Such a shit, nothing club.

Capitalism prevails!!!!

Gonna be class when we sell him for a PSR accounting trick in 2 years time.

Think @toon25 is tuning in…

Not a chance Man U will want to pay our price, plus he’s got a higher ceiling than that lot.

Had a Whoop membership for a year, by the 9th month I'd learnt everything that affected my body, and no longer needed to drop £200 a year on a membership. Pretty sure I've still got the band somewhere, as someone said, they're definitely no mass market at that price. Kit looks class with that W logo mind.

Hopefully the bin dippers turn on him sooner rather than later.

Shoulda been Jetro Willems we permanently signed after a loan. Fucking loved that bloke.

That's 500k a week saved there.

They can't afford him.

Nice of Adidas to give their interns some good experience designing a PL side's home kit. Fucking awful.