Casey

Truly the darkest timeline to be side-by-side with this tosh. Gonna need some world class PR to undo this shit.

Can I offer you a Barnes hatty in these trying times? Truth be told, we were absolute dogshit at the start of last season so I'm not too worried.

Is £40m a lot for Ramsey? Have to say I'm not knowledgeable about this lad.

I'd love this mug to go to Citeh just for the laughs of Trafford going down the pecking order. It's petty I know but this window makes me an 'orrible cunt.

5-7 business days.

Whether he's reporting the truth, or his sources truths, or just outright being a paid shill is irrelevant. I am sick of seeing this cunts face.

You might be right. It's that or just general squad needs. Moot point but Erovnuli Liga isn't finished yet as they run similar to Scandi leagues, so perhaps he would finish strongly given the chance (not that we'll ever know). Hopefully we can get him a good loan, ideally in a German / Dutch league.

I'd imagine he'll be off on loan. He's had a bit of a weaker year, at least compared to the previous. Scored 1 goal and assisted 2 in the league for Tbilisi over 10 starts and 7 showings off the bench. Including all comps he had 22 apps totalling 3 goals/2 assists. The above output is down from the previous year, where he had 6 goals and 2 assists across 29 league games with nothing added across all comps (36 total games). His minutes played dropped from 2300~ to 1170~ from the prior season to last with no apparent injury record. Notably, he has spent the majority of the 24-25 season playing at RW while classically he played CF. Seemingly this is due to 36 year old CF Vatsadze playing up top primarily. He seems less than effective on the wing, but he is just about to turn 18 so positionally things may change.

What, we're not even monitoring? smh

That'd be sweet but I think we're softies. Have we got any previous for shithousing in the market?

Not a chance. Liverpool already got their finger, cock and balls in that pie.

I know some will think we've paid a little over odds for Big Malick but I'm happy about this signing. Clearly he's highly regarded by our recruitment team, physically strong, fast and decent on the ball. What he lacks in mental attributes (concentration, awareness, anticipation) can be worked on, and he's young. Generally CBs improve and even peak a little later age-wise. I'm also pleased we were able to attract him from AC Milan. Despite not being the powerhouse they once were, they are still a big name and an attractive team. Thiaw chose us, even when their new manager Allegri wanted to keep him. Eddie has stated himself he wants players who are motivated to be at Newcastle. For that reason and the above, I'm chuffed with this and think it'll prove good business.

Yeah do agree. It's looking likely it'll just be Wissa in the foreseeable unless something is happening out the spotlight. Find it hard to believe though with endless leaks but we shall see.

It's not exactly prohibitive if Isak is out the door for ~£150m, but that's a big if. I'd argue it's too steep for someone who could just end up like Nunez. No guarantees this kid will be worth such a steep price. Striker market is fucked like

Starting striker for Villa might be J7.

Did Pope nearly fall over?

Michigan J Ellington dispossessing hisself

Can we get Neave on?

Never was. You're just imagining it.

Has him on toast. Ashby doing okay finding little pockets here and there. Nothing grand but looks ok.

Heed looks like it's about to pop.

Expected Hernes, even if just on the bench. Is he injured?