Fak

Makes me kind of wish we won nowt this season and waited another ten years before winning something.

Rio: "I'll tell you one thing there'll be some sore heads in the morning."

Spurs fans don't even look that arsed.

Icing on the cake he gets his head kicked in outside the ground.

Seems like Luke Shaw spends entire seasons out injured then makes a miraculous recovery to turn up and lose cup finals for club and country.

Little fat twat in tears in the crowd.

fuck off Fak

Not gonna Mount a comeback with him on the pitch.

Harsh as fuck from McCoist. Not sure what else Hoijlund could do.

Think Maguire has been canny.

Can you not be both?

Better than the 95-97 effort.

Fucking hell hahahahha

That's sexist, which I hate.

Autofalacio

Imagine someone just launched a brick off Ferdinand's head whilst he was in the middle of talking shite.

"Anyone got any walkers crisps?"

it should be box office win or lose tbh.

Scruffs Toff Tory wankers

He drinks with @RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

My answer's always the same to me, they're not mutually exclusive.

Laurent Robert is 50(!!!!!) today

Are these new? https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-adidas-ess-black-jacket https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-adidas-mens-3-stripe-light-grey-full-zip-hoodie https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-adidas-mens-white-tee EDIT: Just seen the green "New In" icon

That's not in the rulebook