Fak

Adam Wharton would definitely smoke vapes in his Air Max 95s if he wasn't a footballer.

LW who played as makeshift striker towards the end of the season.

Crikey. I thought Costa was in his 30s. Would be happy with that.

Maybe Stevey Charlton doesnt remember it because he was off his nut getting a dance in Blue Velvet

Leo = Blue Raf = Red

I move like one

Leonardo >

I like turtles

How do you e-cave someones head in?

£20m-a-year deal agreed with Betway for their training kit.

Aye not sure how that would play out. Can't see Juve losing both David AND Vlahovic this summer. David has been rotten this season as well by all accounts.

I don't think we'd have moved for players like Pedro, Mbuemo etc. if we hadn't been given encouragement. We were basically gazumped in the end by clubs who can pay bigger wages and that are more attractive than us.

£80m is about right. We won't be getting anywhere near what Man City paid for Grealish.

Or what will be built first? Our new stadium or expansion A permanent base on the moon

Can't get my head around Anthony Gordon playing in an El Classico man. Imagine how many penalties he'd win in La Liga.

Oh no. Alex Crook is turning into Alan Oliver (.....is he still alive?)

Shut up man ginger pubes.

I enjoy both

Your posting recently has involved a lot more aggression, swearing and name calling. Im not complaining. But are you OK?

Whats your cut off point?

If we signed him in exchange for Gordon to keep relations healthy between the two clubs it would be the Nubel Peace Prize

Strange that they Carlos Valderama to model it.