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Can't believe a new signing who's not had a proper run of games together hasn't hit top form. He'll be class man. Relax.

There was loads of the scruffs at Rafa's last game. Pockets of them everywhere when Origi won it last minute.

To be fair, the article was written by Phil McNulty

Laughably bad so far tonight

Our new set piece coach has Emil Krafth doing a dummy run on free kicks as if he was going to swing it in with his left foot.

Another half-zip masterclass from Mad Dog.

It'd be less impressive for him not to be able to start two games in a couple of days because of his injury record.

Bayern aren't bitter at all: Bayern Munich chief, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, has taken a swipe at Liverpool and Newcastle's summer business for Bundesliga stars in a bitter attack. The Reds snatched Florian Wirtz for £116million despite Bayern's interest and the German giants were also beaten to £65m Nick Woltemade by Eddie Howe's side. Rummenigge, who was formerly the CEO at Bayern and is now on their advisory board, pulled no punches in discussing both moves. 'I have to honestly say, I still feel sorry for Florian Wirtz because I think the player would be better off at Bayern Munich than at Liverpool,' the 69-year-old told Welt. 'We could have signed Woltemade,' he added. 'But I also have to say: FC Bayern would be well advised not to go along with every financial madness

I see Arteta is making weird comments again. This time about CEOs blowing up his phone over what Arsenal did to Man City at the weekend.

Any match reports confirm if he repeated this kick off back into his own half?

Don't big them up man, even if it's true

He was on SSN last week saying he was doing his course(s) to become a DoF.

Tidy finish. Can see why we wanted to keep him.

If you see a bargain you've got the money.

Miley was sound yesterday. Neat and tidy. Nothing flash but steady away.

Ramsdale Pope Krafth Lascelles Botman Hall Bruno Miley Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes

Just want us to sign Calhanoglu man it's not fair.

Why are Inter and Sassuolo both playing in their away shirts man?

I like the thing TBG does about your little hand

Beating Wolves is generally considered good news

He said he'd have preferred a 3-2 loss over a draw

Back 3 was very good (minus Thiaws tackle at the edge of the box) Burn MOTM

Tidy performance. Players rested, never looked like losing. A bit blunt going forward but we'll get there.

How the fucks that handball man