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Jordan Henderson to Monaco.

This reads like something from RTG.

He came, he saw, he grinned.

Juve aren't broke surely?

Chronicle saying Leeds are denying it.

£17m can't complain about that at all.

Adam Summerton is the best commentator kicking about. Easily.

Id rather he was Moyes at West Ham. Or Moyes at Crystal Palace or Moyes at Fulham. I know Longstaff is marmite with our fans but whilst his ability may be limited you can never knock his effort and he’s clearly tried his hardest to make the most of what he’s got. He’s clearly never been a pick of bother whilst he’s been here and given us some moments that any NUFC fan could dream of. (PSG, Southampton in the semis). I’d just rather he went somewhere that wasn’t Everton.

Don’t think so, imagine they’d still have to sell in order to “grow”.

He deserves better than Everton.

£30m for Nketiah seems about it off the top of my head.

No idea. Definitely showed moments of class. Think he’d be well suited at Villa though.

Felix would be quality at Villa under Emery.

Guess you're right, just seen Slot's comments about saying it doesn't matter if you finish top or second.

Tough crowd.

Think you're being canny harsh, it's a quality touch and turn.

What’s the best CL game tomorrow night then? Man City obviously need to win and I expect they’ll do so comfortably at home to Brugge so will probably swerve that. What about Barcelona vs. Atalanta? Barca could finish top, Atalanta could finish as high as 3rd. Not sure if that has any bearings at all on the seedings (if there are any) for them for the knockout rounds?

We’ve made a bid for Openda from Leipzig.

I was also on the windup simply trying to keep the PSR debate going. Nothing more nothing less.

Where's that pizza from?

Hall.