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I was 11-14, not Robert.

Robert for me everyday. Being 11-14 years old when we had him and watching him belt in 30-40 yarders felt like it was the best thing I’d ever ever see in a Newcastle shirt.

I googled it and I was totally wrong. But did end up in turkey.

Aye. And I think (without googling) he ended up at Galatasaray too maybe?

Certainly has a high opinion of himself.

Definitely cut the cuffs off

Why don’t Scotland play in the same colour blue as in their flag?

We did that the season we finished 4th a few times and it really paid dividends. Brentford (a) and Southampton (h) in particular come to mind.

I think Ranger and Nolan both flashed one wide once it went back to 4-4. In the '99 derby at home Kevin Ball nearly scored an OG from a tackle on the halfway line that hit the crossbar.

has she left him yet?

Clemence is managing barrow I think.

He looks like a bag of custard.

Not Brazil but Daniele de Rossi at Boca too.

Only one off the top of my head is/was Colin Kazim Richards at Corinthians a few years ago.

Fans booing ETHs subs.

This is absolutely brutal.

Managers wearing trainers with suits + no socks is really winding me up.

Great cross and super finish.

Van de Ven missing apparently.

Joe “incredible” Hart.

We’re not linked. Just chucking his name out there as he’s scored two tonight.

Forest did us a favour rejecting that.

A promising defender signing for Steve Bruce is never a good idea for career progression.

Jamaal Lewis in 2 months when they’ve had enough of him.