MagPar

Hope you've cheered up a bit now mate. I can't remember the last time I felt 'up' and it really pissing me off.

All these ifs and buts

That's my line*. I think you're referencing Djinn Darin?

The Saudi league will go the same way as the Chinese league at some point.

I don't get off on being pessimistic, it's just the way that life has conditioned me. I hope in the next life that I'm an eternal optimist.

Sorry bud but I was born pessimistic. Expecting the worst makes it harder to feel let down 😕 .

We have a very difficult final 4 games. Gonna have to pull out some fantastic performances. Man City have a much easier run in. Chelsea have a fairly difficult run in too. Forest have a favourable run in. Villa have an equally favourable run in. Chelsea and ourselves have far and away the hardest run ins. I'm a pessimist by nature (I've had an awful life) so I fancy Europa League at best. Which I'd be happy with. I'd be fine with Conference League football too as that could be a great chance at winning a European trophy, just look at the teams Chelsea have had to contend with. Champions League is too soon considering how thin our squad is. We can save that for next season or the one after.

I think a Europa league finish would be better for us as we'd have more chance of a decent run than the Champions league. Even finishing in a Champions league spot, we can't afford the quality of players capable to bolster our squad. Villa have be a rare anomaly. F*ck psr and all that shit.

If Man City or Forest win the FA Cup and qualify for the champions league, does that open up a further Europa league place for 7th place or does the place go to the runners up?

I hope we're doing something about that to raise our exposure and have more money available to spend. Saying that, what can we do? A higher profile shirt sponsor? Making the stadium bigger. A Wrexham style documentary. I have no clue.

Any idea on how much we'll have to spend? How come Chelsea, Man Utd etc can just spend at will but even though we're one of the richest clubs in the world, we can hardly spend anything?

Does anybody have a real idea of how much money (if any) we can spend in the summer without selling a superstar? We're bloody minted and can't spend shit. I hate PSR.

Striker coach?

It would certainly be a cheap conetract. Ba doom tish.

I've only got Fifa 16,imagine the team on that. Eesh.

It's so hard to predict who will end up in the CL places. No game is a guaranteed win for any team, even a terrible Southampton team could pull out a wonder win out of nowhere, that's the beauty of football. I've studied all the teams involved and there is room for all teams to trip up. With no European football we really should have cemented our place by now,but that's not the Newcastle way. It'll probably go down to the last day of the season with 3/4 teams chasing 2/3 places. Stressful.

A near perfect weekend for shit results of all teams and sporting individuals that I like. Other than my Scottish team avoiding relegation everything regarding Newcastle was shit. The only decent Scottish golfer had a stinker and Alcaraz got beat in the tennis wheras my most despised tennis player won. At least I discovered a 24 movie with Kiefer Sutherland is in the works 💪 . Thanks Disney ❤️ 😊 🫂. I also won 58 quid on the lottery. First time I've ever won anything over a tenner.

Milan v Atalanta or golf? Channel hopping it is then.

You two, you're like a couple of moaning old women. Shake hands, fuck off out and get pished.

Shocking match but we've been on a great run so hopefully just a blip. I think that finally takes the chance of finishing 2nd away though. We need to get back on track now and make sure we finish in the top 5.

Thanks to the people that docked Hamilton Academical 15 point on Thursday for their owners being very naughty boys. They were relegated today. Shame for their fans but worse happened to us (Dunfermline Athletic) about 15 years ago when we went into administration and were sent to the lowest league as punishment (around the same time as Rangers) with every other team laughing at us. At least I'm not laughing at them. This world suffers from a lack of empathy. As of today,we are pretty much safe barring a massive mathematical turnaround in the last 2 games. Onwards and upwards for my Scottish team. 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊 🍺 🍻

They are more than welcome to Victor Wanyama. On the off chance anybody is interested, my Scottish team Dunfermline are now pretty much safe from relegation to the Scottish 3rd tier barring a huuuuuge mathematical turnaround.

We've been on a great run and are playing a very good side. We've not been great but we're still in it so cut them a bit of slack please 🙏. We all love them, mishaps and all.

I didn't see the chagrin you received so please accept my apology. You take care too.

Don't believe everything Donald Trump says.