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I'm boycotting Talksport until the window closes. Cųnts.

I dinny ken aw that much English, but a ken thon scots talk, ken what a mean.

How do people keep finding these personal pictures of me? I'm a private person, I don't want my face all over the Internet.

That's about the size of it, anything could happen. No point getting all worried, whatever happens, er.....happens.

Chelsea getting rid of some players. Joao Felix and Nkuku.

Man City are getting shot of a few players, John Stones and Oscar Bobb among them. I wouldn't mind Stones if he was a reasonable price. 31 but capable. Bobb is a talented lad too. 20 - 25 millionish a piece. Thoughts?

Jeezo, stop wetting your beds. Have a little faith in contracts and the owner's ambition.

I've tracked his IP address and hired an assassin. The assassin asked me for my motive, I told him, and he decided to do the job Pro bono.

We can sell Isak in a year or two to Real or Barcelona. Fuck Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and both Manchester teams.

You should check some Liverpool forums 😆. They've got there masterbatory line ups with Isak right up top 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

STOP PANICKING ✋️ . There is no need to get all antsy until he either puts in an official transfer request or he gets sold. This is just Liverpool stirring the pot. I believe he wants to stay, and by bidding big money for players such as Hugo, we are giving him more reasons to stay. We're showing him how ambitious we are. So please, chill 😎.

Is that Steve Guttenberg? Chevy Chase?

YEAH, FUCK OFF YOU SHELLSUIT WEARING CUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS. and your accent sucks a bag of willies.

I think she's sitting on a dildo. Don't give her the view, she's just rambling on about news that's already out there.

So it might not happen. 🇫🇷 Quell surprise 🇫🇷

His wages would probably be about double what Trafford would cost.

Don't go there man, just dont.

I honestly dont know much about the guy, I'm just going by his stats. He might be brilliant, he probably is if Howe wants to push the boat to get him.

I don't get how hes valued so high. One solitary season of consistency in a good league, but nowhere near EPL standard.

How the fuck did you get a picture of me? Creepy fucking stalker.

Nope, Man Utd are offering 115 million. Think we should hold out for 150.

Nope, he's off to Chelsea. Sorry.

Yup, as long as we win 5-4 & 4-3 every game.

Possibly. I honestly dont know what I'm talking about.