MagPar

He is not a cunt.

Hiya, fellow Pearl Jam fan here,I've even got a stickman tattoo (and a Playstation one).

DM isn't the kind of manager to stand for players downing tools in for them,dead rubbers. Everton will give us a game,make no mistake.

Bournemouth prick trying to take on the whole villa side. Fanny.

Come on the (insert Bournemouth club nickname)

Please don't tempt fate.

Pwobably (according to Jonathan Ross).

Ramsay for sure but Rogers will be off to one of the Sky teams or a big team abroad unfortunately. Even though Howe could work wonders with him and he'd be idolised (potentially).

Look at the amount of money Man Utd spent on utter shite. 😆

Luiz Suarez (not that one) from the same league (Almeria) has scored double his figure and is only 26. He's also had a more prolific scoring career compared to your one season wonder.

But they won't.

Fuck Liverpool. Cunts.

9-0 will suffice. Seriously, this is going to the last game of the season.

No, my predictions are always wrong, that's why I said late winner for Brighton.

Late winner for Brighton guaranteed.

Yaaaaaaassssss, I told you all my predictions are always wrong.

Bet he misses with a rubbish effort.

Thanks to psr we will be perpetual also rans. We should still be doing better than this though. Not one decent chance. Crushes the soul.

Without a lot of investment, we aren't good enough for the champions league.

This has been woeful, but nevermind, here comes Wilson to save the day

What a huge surprise. Not

Fuck Man Utd with an extremely girthy dildo.

It might reverse the commentators curse.

I saw him score the only goal in a win over Dundee United. Cracking header it was. Fun fact, Sir Alex Ferguson played for us too. Banged in loads of goals for us before he f*cked off to Rangers.

Hoping Liverpool put out a capable side. They shouldn't be losing to Chelsea.