JT24

What the fuck is he even talking about? The death penalty? Moron.

Forget to mention the sponsorships. Going to need those announcements too.

NWOAT

See this suggested every now and then, are there any examples of this actually being a thing at the top level?

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6302416/2025/05/26/newcastle-callum-wilson-contract-option/?source=user_shared_article In talks for a new contract. Glad that we’re learning our lesson.

There a couple we need to shift to bring some money in, has to be a constant stream and not a mad dash when we look under the cosh. Willock, Wilson, Targett, throw a dart at the goalkeeping department, Longstaff (unlikely now with club-HG player rules?) to name but a few.

One long sleeve third kit with UCL patch please, barkeep.

What we hoping for then? 2 from each pot isn't it?

Sign off on ALL the plans Yasir.

Tijjani Reijnders

Looking forward to all your (and @SUPERTOON’s) embedded tweets.

Transfers, stadium update, new merch, crest update, OSC’s to be listed, new CEO. Should be a summer full of updates. Howay.

My favourite player.

What I’d like to see, three options for each position I want us to strength: GK - Trafford, Chevalier or Garcia CB - Thiaw, Guehi or Diomande CM - Baleba, Wharton or Xavi Simons RW - Kubo, Mbeumo or Bardghji (down year, still think he could be class) ST - Delap, David or Kang-in Lee (not really a striker but can play in different positions) Aye, let me dream.

I hope he is. Some time off over the summer is needed but he still has so much to offer in a Newcastle shirt.

Looking forward to having this kid back. Think it will help AG too.

I think we need a big sale to not find ourselves in a mess, like last season, again. Gotta be smart with both incomings and outgoings.

Just had a stinker, it happens sometimes. Wouldn’t look past it.

Can we enact a rule that if an ITK is wrong, they get a week ban?

GK too

Straight in

Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Sandro Tonali Young player of the season (21 or lower): Lewis Hall Season to forget: Joe Willock Most Improved: Dan Burn Unsung Hero: Fabian Schar Signing of the Season: LOL Goal of the season: Dan Burn v Liverpool (March 16th) Moment of the season: League Cup Winners Low point of the season: Some point in December Manager rating (Out of 10): 9 Season rating (Out of 10): 9 Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Mo Salah Young player of the season (21 or lower): Morgan Rogers Manager of the Season: Eddie Howe Season to forget: Southampton in general Best Non-NUFC Moment: Villa missing out on UCL because of a dodgy ref decision

Paul Mitchell, over to you. Be ruthless please.

Aston Villa Nottingham Forest