Ketsbaia Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Don't fanny around Alan, just go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 We've had this nonsense for the best part of 5 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Fuck off Alan. The cunts been quite content to sit on the bench for 2 year now picking up his ludicrous wage. If he was that bothered about first team football then he'd have fucked off in the summer after making 11 apps in the whole of last season, or better yet, the season when we went down when he managed a colossal 6 appearances. But no, evidently he's not been arsed about football being quite content to pick up 60K a week. One of the worst players ive ever seen in a Newcastle shirt and one of the worst signings. 6M and 60K a week? Aye right. Clearly our Alan is just trying to drum up a bit of interest for what'll probably be one last pay packet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Don't fanny around Alan, just go. Absolutely. Just leave Smith and please Pardew let him leave! Mutual agreement ftw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 We've had this nonsense for the best part of 5 years. Refuse to get excited until he's officially off our books. Fucking joke how there's suitors for him every transfer window, mutterings of us being prepared to let him go, yet still he's here. I'm with others above, no sympathy. Fuck off and restore some dignity to your footballing career, mate. Oh, what's that? Too much money to be made doing nothing? Okay, sit in your cushy Toon pad and whinge instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Don't forget his superb desire and professionalism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Don't forget his superb desire and professionalism. No doubt. One of the reasons why we should try playing him upfront again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 :frantic: UPDATE: Has not yet fucked off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 :frantic: UPDATE: Has not yet f***ed off. Thank goodness. Give him the number 9 ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 As if he's going to leave. Lower wages to actually do some work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 John Gibson has written a piece on Alan Smith in today's Chronicle which effectively tells him to fuck off although not exactly in those words. Sadly it doesn't appear to be online. The headline is: "5 years, 7 red cards, 67 bookings, 0 goals: Yet Smith insists he can be a Giggs Mk II" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 7 red cards? Didn't realise it was that many.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 No way he's been sent off 7 times here. EDIT: That's his Premier League total. Bit sensationalist and sloppy journalism if that's the headline. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Just googled it, it's his overall record in the PL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 When Smith, Harper and Xisco go it'll free 140k in wages....and yet we'd lose nothing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Struggle to bear both Xisco and Smith in the same sentence. What a couple of first-rate leeches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 "To Jed Maxwell, from Alan Smith. Who's he? Never heard of him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 No way he's been sent off 7 times here. EDIT: That's his Premier League total. Bit sensationalist and sloppy journalism if that's the headline. Just the 28 bookings for us as well. This is actually clarified in the article so it may be the headline writer not Gibson who's written that. Apparently Smith has committed 500 fouls since the Premier League was formed! Still though, can't nitpick too much when the article has lines such as this in it: "In an astonishing interview recently Smith, who bizarrely claimed he could become a second Ryan Giggs, insisted Newcastle have never told him he can go. Well, do they need to? Honestly?" "Smith was a very good player - but before he came here." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 No way he's been sent off 7 times here. EDIT: That's his Premier League total. Bit sensationalist and sloppy journalism if that's the headline. Just the 28 bookings for us as well. This is actually clarified in the article so it may be the headline writer not Gibson who's written that. Apparently Smith has committed 500 fouls since the Premier League was formed! Still though, can't nitpick too much when the article has lines such as this in it: "In an astonishing interview recently Smith, who bizarrely claimed he could become a second Ryan Giggs, insisted Newcastle have never told him he can go. Well, do they need to? Honestly?" "Smith was a very good player - but before he came here." Read the article too. John Gibson is not a fan it has to be said Most damning thing I've read about a current player in that paper since Anal Oliver was there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Has this been posted? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaun Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Maradona and Messi played for Newcastle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4931/smithb.png 'Burrrr....Maradona?....slobber' He wasn't a patch on the Becknbaur Ramage partnership tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abertoon Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Has this been posted? Was going to post that the other day That awkward moment when you're asked what your favourite goal was and all you can name is one of Shola's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-joining-MK-Dons-on-loan-for-rest-of-season-article858114.html Is it true? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Yes fucking please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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