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Fuck off Alan. The cunts been quite content to sit on the bench for 2 year now picking up his ludicrous wage. If he was that bothered about first team football then he'd have fucked off in the summer after making 11 apps in the whole of last season, or better yet, the season when we went down when he managed a colossal 6 appearances. But no, evidently he's not been arsed about football being quite content to pick up 60K a week.

 

One of the worst players ive ever seen in a Newcastle shirt and one of the worst signings. 6M and 60K a week? Aye right. Clearly our Alan is just trying to drum up a bit of interest for what'll probably be one last pay packet.

 

 

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We've had this nonsense for the best part of 5 years.

 

:thup: Refuse to get excited until he's officially off our books.

 

Fucking joke how there's suitors for him every transfer window, mutterings of us being prepared to let him go, yet still he's here. I'm with others above, no sympathy. Fuck off and restore some dignity to your footballing career, mate. Oh, what's that? Too much money to be made doing nothing? Okay, sit in your cushy Toon pad and whinge instead.

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Guest Chubby Jason

Don't forget his superb desire and professionalism.

No doubt. One of the reasons why we should try playing him upfront again.  :memelol:
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John Gibson has written a piece on Alan Smith in today's Chronicle which effectively tells him to fuck off although not exactly in those words. :lol:

 

Sadly it doesn't appear to be online.

 

The headline is:

 

"5 years, 7 red cards, 67 bookings, 0 goals: Yet Smith insists he can be a Giggs Mk II"

 

:giggs:

 

 

 

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No way he's been sent off 7 times here.

 

EDIT:  That's his Premier League total.  Bit sensationalist and sloppy journalism if that's the headline.

 

Just the 28 bookings for us as well. This is actually clarified in the article so it may be the headline writer not Gibson who's written that. Apparently Smith has committed 500 fouls since the Premier League was formed!

 

Still though, can't nitpick too much when the article has lines such as this in it:

 

"In an astonishing interview recently Smith, who bizarrely claimed he could become a second Ryan Giggs, insisted Newcastle have never told him he can go. Well, do they need to? Honestly?"

 

"Smith was a very good player - but before he came here."

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No way he's been sent off 7 times here.

 

EDIT:  That's his Premier League total.  Bit sensationalist and sloppy journalism if that's the headline.

 

Just the 28 bookings for us as well. This is actually clarified in the article so it may be the headline writer not Gibson who's written that. Apparently Smith has committed 500 fouls since the Premier League was formed!

 

Still though, can't nitpick too much when the article has lines such as this in it:

 

"In an astonishing interview recently Smith, who bizarrely claimed he could become a second Ryan Giggs, insisted Newcastle have never told him he can go. Well, do they need to? Honestly?"

 

"Smith was a very good player - but before he came here."

 

Read the article too. John Gibson is not a fan it has to be said :lol: Most damning thing I've read about a current player in that paper since Anal Oliver was there.

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