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from what i can see we need a creative central midfielder or two, a right winger, a centre half as good as faye, and an entirely new set of attacking options

the players we have for these positions at the minute are either too old, too injured, too crap, or all three, and thats just the players we NEED to replace, nevermind backup and squad strengthening

 

Eh?

 

That surely can't be right....I mean, just last season the only problems were the defenders and they've all been replaced with better players.....

i don't think Rozenhal nor Cacapa look like good prem defenders yet, looking at them so far i'd say we've replaced players who weren't good enough with other players who still aren't good enough.

 

all the fault of the fat bastard

 

 

 

Allardyce is trying his best you know, lost 3lb so far. Oliver told me.

 

Are you Chris Mort ?

 

 

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from what i can see we need a creative central midfielder or two, a right winger, a centre half as good as faye, and an entirely new set of attacking options

the players we have for these positions at the minute are either too old, too injured, too crap, or all three, and thats just the players we NEED to replace, nevermind backup and squad strengthening

 

Eh?

 

That surely can't be right....I mean, just last season the only problems were the defenders and they've all been replaced with better players.....

i don't think Rozenhal nor Cacapa look like good prem defenders yet, looking at them so far i'd say we've replaced players who weren't good enough with other players who still aren't good enough.

 

all the fault of the fat b******

 

 

 

Allardyce is trying his best you know, lost 3lb so far. Oliver told me.

 

Are you Chris Mort ?

 

 

 

Are you bitter?

 

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from what i can see we need a creative central midfielder or two, a right winger, a centre half as good as faye, and an entirely new set of attacking options

the players we have for these positions at the minute are either too old, too injured, too crap, or all three, and thats just the players we NEED to replace, nevermind backup and squad strengthening

 

Eh?

 

That surely can't be right....I mean, just last season the only problems were the defenders and they've all been replaced with better players.....

i don't think Rozenhal nor Cacapa look like good prem defenders yet, looking at them so far i'd say we've replaced players who weren't good enough with other players who still aren't good enough.

 

all the fault of the fat bastard

 

 

 

Allardyce is trying his best you know, lost 3lb so far. Oliver told me.

 

Are you Chris Mort ?

 

 

 

:lol: :thup:

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defoe in for 3-5 mil

diarra loan permanent in summer

nolan  in for 4-5 mil

arshavin in for 6-8 mil

brown in for 3-4 mil

ben haim loan permanent in summer

diouf in for 4-5 mil

 

a few players out like:

ameobi 1-2 mil

carr 0.5-1 mil

pattison 0.5 mil (already sold)

carrol 0.5 mil

 

net spend of about 20 mil.

could all be possible.

most of them could come in the starting XI straight away (premier league players)

 

would be a dream and a "could be possible" solution to our problems 

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defoe in for 3-5 mil

diarra loan permanent in summer

nolan  in for 4-5 mil

arshavin in for 6-8 mil

brown in for 3-4 mil

ben haim loan permanent in summer

diouf in for 4-5 mil

 

a few players out like:

ameobi 1-2 mil

carr 0.5-1 mil

pattison 0.5 mil (already sold)

carrol 0.5 mil

 

net spend of about 20 mil.

could all be possible.

most of them could come in the starting XI straight away (premier league players)

 

would be a dream and a "could be possible" solution to our problems 

It's not 1998 anymore you know.  Some of your purchase prices need doubling.

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defoe in for 3-5 mil

diarra loan permanent in summer

nolan  in for 4-5 mil

arshavin in for 6-8 mil

brown in for 3-4 mil

ben haim loan permanent in summer

diouf in for 4-5 mil

 

a few players out like:

ameobi 1-2 mil

carr 0.5-1 mil

pattison 0.5 mil (already sold)

carrol 0.5 mil

 

net spend of about 20 mil.

could all be possible.

most of them could come in the starting XI straight away (premier league players)

 

would be a dream and a "could be possible" solution to our problems 

 

Sell Carrol for 500k? What the fuk would be the point in that? You seen enough of him to say he's not going to make it and its time to cash in?

 

Get any money for Carr?  :lol:

 

 

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defoe in for 5 mil ---> wouldn't pay more

diarra loan permanent in summer

nolan  in for 4-5 mil ---> wouldn't pay more

arshavin in for 6-8 mil

brown in for 3-4 mil

ben haim loan permanent in summer

diouf in for 4-5 mil ---> wouldn't pay more

 

a few players out like:

ameobi 1-2 mil

carr 0.5-1 mil

pattison 0.5 mil (already sold)

carrol 0.5 mil

barton give him  :knuppel2: and send him to the  :crazy2:

 

net spend of about 20 mil.

could all be possible.

most of them could come in the starting XI straight away (premier league players)

 

would be a dream and a "could be possible" solution to our problems 

 

if we can't get diouf and defoe for 10 mil than get some class striker for 14.5 ;)

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I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP.

 

Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.'

 

Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people:

 

Wes Brown

Lasanna Diarra

Kerlon

Freddy Adu

Arshavin

Van der Vaart

 

so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

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I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP.

 

Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.'

 

Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people:

 

Wes Brown

Lasanna Diarra

Kerlon

Freddy Adu

Arshavin

Van der Vaart

 

so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

 

:lol:

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defoe in for 3-5 mil

diarra loan permanent in summer

nolan  in for 4-5 mil

arshavin in for 6-8 mil

brown in for 3-4 mil

ben haim loan permanent in summer

diouf in for 4-5 mil

 

a few players out like:

ameobi 1-2 mil

carr 0.5-1 mil

pattison 0.5 mil (already sold)

carrol 0.5 mil

 

net spend of about 20 mil.

could all be possible.

most of them could come in the starting XI straight away (premier league players)

 

would be a dream and a "could be possible" solution to our problems 

 

Sell Carrol for 500k? What the fuk would be the point in that? You seen enough of him to say he's not going to make it and its time to cash in?

 

Get any money for Carr?  :lol:

 

 

Carroll's loan spell at Preston turns him from the new Shearer to the new Shola apparently :lol:

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I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP.

 

Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.'

 

Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people:

 

Wes Brown

Lasanna Diarra

Kerlon

Freddy Adu

Arshavin

Van der Vaart

 

so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

 

yep..

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I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP.

 

Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.'

 

Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people:

 

Wes Brown

Lasanna Diarra

Kerlon

Freddy Adu

Arshavin

Van der Vaart

 

so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

 

Yep, infact come next season our attack will look like..

 

  Diarra  Diego  Barton

 

Arshavin            V. d. Vaart

 

            Huntelaar

 

Heard it here first.  :crazy2:

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I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP.

 

Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.'

 

Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people:

 

Wes Brown

Lasanna Diarra

Kerlon

Freddy Adu

Arshavin

Van der Vaart

 

so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

 

Yep, infact come next season our attack will look like..

 

   Diarra  Diego  Barton

 

Arshavin             V. d. Vaart

 

            Huntelaar

 

Heard it here first.  :crazy2:

 

alessandro or felipe barton who u did put in ur dream attack

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Aye if he's out of contract Spurs will want to cash in whatever they can, they won't dally around cos the window's only open for a month and teams could pull out. Then they'd get nowt for him. £5/6m isn't so un-realistic.

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Spurs would want about 10 million at least for Defoe

 

We dont want Nolan

 

add Joey Barton to our out list

 

10 million for a player out of contract in the summer?

 

Is he? thought it was 18 months.

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from what i can see we need a creative central midfielder or two, a right winger, a centre half as good as faye, and an entirely new set of attacking options

the players we have for these positions at the minute are either too old, too injured, too crap, or all three, and thats just the players we NEED to replace, nevermind backup and squad strengthening

 

Eh?

 

That surely can't be right....I mean, just last season the only problems were the defenders and they've all been replaced with better players.....

i don't think Rozenhal nor Cacapa look like good prem defenders yet, looking at them so far i'd say we've replaced players who weren't good enough with other players who still aren't good enough.

 

all the fault of the fat b******

 

 

 

Allardyce is trying his best you know, lost 3lb so far. Oliver told me.

 

Are you Chris Mort ?

 

 

 

Are you bitter?

 

 

are you larger

 

 

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