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Its great VFM when you consider a Double Decker in our vending machine at work costs 50p.  :kasper:

 

I couldn't work anywhere that has a vending machine.

 

It's one step away from a big gate with Arbeit Macht Frei written across it, and guards with barking Alsatians.

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.   bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard"

 

 

 

What the fuck are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

:kasper:

 

 

 

Just to warn you NE5, he's 17 :lol:

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tbh i think he might. The lad seems somewhat riled.

 

Erich von Manstain versus NE5?

 

Bit like Fight Club this. Suppose it's more entertaining than watching the Toon at the moment.

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.   bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard"

 

 

 

What the fuck are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

I'd take that back if I were you as you will be getting a PM off his brother otherwise.

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tbh i think he might. The lad seems somewhat riled.

 

Erich von Manstain versus NE5?

 

Bit like Fight Club this. Suppose it's more entertaining than watching the Toon at the moment.

 

:nods:

 

I'd bet old NE would triumph. He'd hit Erich with a double whammy of cliches and then finally bore him to death.

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.  bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard"

 

 

 

What the fuck are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

I'd take that back if I were you as you will be getting a PM off his brother otherwise.

 

Doesn't come round these parts any more does he? Erich might get off lightly.

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I'd pay 50p for these bad boys if they were brought back.

 

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7653/raw1188561644uy1.jpg

 

Always had you down as more of a Fudge packer, Dave.

 

http://www.abitofhome.ca/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/3040906.jpg

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I'd pay 50p for these bad boys if they were brought back.

 

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7653/raw1188561644uy1.jpg

 

Always had you down as more of a Fudge packer, Dave.

 

http://www.abitofhome.ca/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/3040906.jpg

 

Chomp (10p) > Fudge (15p)

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tbh i think he might. The lad seems somewhat riled.

 

Erich von Manstain versus NE5?

 

Bit like Fight Club this. Suppose it's more entertaining than watching the Toon at the moment.

 

:nods:

 

I'd bet old NE would triumph. He'd hit Erich with a double whammy of cliches and then finally bore him to death.

 

With a name like Erich von Manstain I suspect NE5 would need to keep his back to the wall and be wary of some underhand tactics.

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.  bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard"

 

 

 

What the fuck are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

Is that after your mam lifts you out of it?

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.   bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard"

 

 

 

What the fuck are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

:kasper:

 

 

 

Just to warn you NE5, he's 17 :lol:

 

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Someone needs to fill me in on the details re. NE5's brother and his history, otherwise I'll have no other option to take my comment back.

 

 

... and finish them both off instead.

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I can see where this thread is heading, comedy gold.   bluelaugh.gif

 

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved.

 

you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat b******"

 

 

 

What the f*** are you on about?

 

do you copy and paste every post you make

 

No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together.

 

it isn't so difficult to work out

 

 

 

I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth.

 

I'd take that back if I were you as you will be getting a PM off his brother otherwise.

 

Is there a NE4 & NE6 online?

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Someone needs to fill me in on the details re. NE5's brother and his history, otherwise I'll have no other option to take my comment back.

 

 

... and finish them both off instead.

 

As if. :lol:

 

Get back in your cot.

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