Tsunami Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 For a big bloke he has no physical presence & is forever giving away soft freekicks. We desperately need a goal scorer in this division & it aint going to be Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 His most accurate shot was the one he aimed at harper's head. That's the first time I've seen him get a decent strike in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 His most accurate shot was the one he aimed at harper's head. That's the first time I've seen him get a decent strike in. haaha I know, as well as being fucking useless he also managed to knack our own keeper off the field. yes he was trying to stop it going in but it was probably his fault that we lost the ball further up the bloody pitch.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Awful awful awful today. He was more a hindrance whenever we got into the final third. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan_Shearer Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Shola reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEr5I5d_EKw Replace 'Homer Simpson' with 'Shola Ameobie' and it fits perfectly, i hope it ends like that for him too... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 He was completely shit today but actually played an important part in the goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 He even likes Barry Manilow His name was Shola he was a Big Girl with yellow stripes upon his strip and a dress the big black dip he would fall and do the cha cha and while he tried to be a star his shots floated past the Bar he fell upon the floor the clown was 6ft 4 Carol was young they had each other who could ask for more. At Shola- Shola-banana Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 thread killer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CaPiTaL cHaP Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 thread killer I'm surprised you've got the album tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiekev Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Constantly reminding me of the matrix, I swear when he gets the ball everything turns into slow motion.... dodge bullets though... I think not.. he's crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 This man will get a Testimonial in a couple of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gekkotime Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 to be fair he did us a great service by kicking harper but srsly i get frustrated every time the ball gets near him, his movement is so fucking comical its unbelieveable, i remember laughing at him 5 years ago, now it just makes me angry and sad that we've fallen this far to have this joke of an athlete as our no1 striker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'll go out on a limb and say he'll get more goals than Carrol this season if they play roughly the same amount of games. I'm pepared for this to be quoted again at the end of the season when i'm probably wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 a constant for me. constant. adds nothing, takes away plenty. the only thing i can think of to explain his lack of everything needed to be a footballer is that he is Nigerian so he could be in his late 40's? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Shola is God. Seriously though, he always seems to kill the ball dead, then kicks it with his other foot without meaning it, thereby fucking up any good work. 'It's a nice touch man' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lets Dance Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Bloody Shola! I was swearing at the box yesterday the lazy sod. I'm sure the coaching staff still view Shola as an emerging talent?! When his current contract is up he will be 30! He has stolen a living. Shola adds nothing to our game and is holding up emerging talent. Please, start Ranger ahead of bambi on ice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordie Boyo Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Aye, I'd give Ranger a chance up front with Carrol, or LuaLua to provide a bit pace and eye for goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Was their best player yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 As awful as I thought he was yesterday, he was the one who passed to Nolan who passed to Duff for our goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 As awful as I thought he was yesterday, he was the one who passed to Nolan who passed to Duff for our goal. He was probably trying to shoot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 As awful as I thought he was yesterday, he was the one who passed to Nolan who passed to Duff for our goal. He was probably trying to shoot it was the same power as one of his his tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 SHOLA Ameobi will have unfinished business if his goals fire Newcastle to promotion this season. The long-serving striker, who is set to spearhead the Toon attack in tonight’s top-of-the-table clash with West Brom at St James’s Park, is averaging almost a goal a game in the Championship despite an injury-ravaged campaign. But Ameobi, with eight goals in 10 games this term, is only too aware what his critics are saying and is determined to ram their words down their throats. “They say I’ve found my level and am only scoring regularly because it’s a lower standard,’’ said the 28-year-old. "But I believe I can score goals at the highest level and hopefully I will get the chance to prove it at Newcastle next season.” And he added: “It was one of the lowest points of my career when Kevin Keegan, who is a fans’ hero, comes back and makes it pretty clear I was right down the pecking order. My best times have been with managers who rated me." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 I always forget how old he is, 28 man. We can't have an ageing Shola in the prem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Another thing Keegan was spot on about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Of course he's going to come back up with us What a tosser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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