Michael Owen gets injured; rejoice!

[Dokko]

Ooooh.

 

Is what Ronaldo (the player of course  ) said when he found out he hired 3 transvestite prostitutes to come back with him to his hotel room.

 

[Guest toonlass]

Don't know why that mackem troll hasn't been banned yet. Moderators?

 

excuse me?

 

I think that is what you call a pre-ban. It is like a pre-date only it is a ban.

 

i've only been banned once and that was for calling someone a cunt.

 

see the house of the banned

 

i've never had a previous log in

 

Shame you bothered coming back after the ban tbh

 

that's bang out of order that mind.

 

I agree, he might be a troll, but there's also the small chance he's not and just has an eccentric personality. In which saying something like that is out of order.

 

Most likely it's a troller though, so meh.

 

i'm not a trawler. i'm not a mackem. i'm not a "wum" and i'm not a "vic".

 

i have not had any previous log ins.

 

i am an honest nufc fan. i have been a season ticket holder for many years and have racked up plenty of miles up and down the country to watch my club. i am not claiming to be a great nufc fan. far from it. there is always someone better who has done more away games.

 

but i have certainly totalled enough games to give an opinion which i deem valid, and others controversial. i'm not bothered what others think of my opinions.

 

this season, as everyone is aware, has been a fucking disaster. people can blame who they want and defend who they want but my overall opinion is thus:

 

nobody is excused from the fucking shambolic season we have had. everyone must take some sort of blame. keegan, ashley, shearer and all the way through to every single spineless fucking player who has participated in the 38 league games this season. in my opinion, they are all fucking cowards. and it fucking pisses me right off.

 

when i go to games and watch players, for example, like owen and martins, who earn around £200k p/w combined, walking about the pitch, hands on hips and giving an uninterested attitude, it boils my fucking piss. if some people are ok with that, fine. i'm fucking pleased for you.

 

but me? like most, i work all day, every day. i've devoted a large amount of my hard earned into nufc and had fuck all in return to shout about, and i will continue to do so for as long as it remains financially possible. again though, i am not trying to sound like i am the best fan around, as there are always fan who have a clocked up more miles and games.

 

but if i pay my way, which i have done for plenty of years now, i expect something in return. relegation is fucking inexcusable.

 

it boils my piss. yes, there's new grounds to attend next year, yes, some people might be optimistic for next season in a different division and barnsley might sell better mince pies than any other ground, but i don't give a fuck.  i'm fucking devastated and highly pissed off. like you all, i want to see them playing in the top division buying the top players.

 

i've read posts on here like similar to, "coloccini is not shit" and "i'd be ecstatic if we signed beckford." the reality is this. players like coloccini, nolan and so forth are fucking garbage. no matter how you dress it up. no matter how coloccini or another fucking foreign cunt played in a different division, he is shit. like every single other player in the other team. there is no player in the team who can put their hand on the heart and say he gave EVERYTHING to the cause this season. can they fuck.

 

i can't be fucked to dig up the post re. a certain poster being "ecstatic" over beckford, but fuck me. i don't care how many goals the cunt scored in a fucking abysmal division, a reality check is required. players like these are shite - in a nutshell. if he wasn't, he'd have been snapped up by now.

 

and while i'm on it; i don't think shearer is the manager to take us forward,either. whilst i appreciate he wants the club to be ran properly from top to bottom, i don't think an inexperienced manager should be taking the reigns of a club that is heading into it's darkest period in years. we need someone with experience and a good head on their shoulders. who? i do not know. it's not my job to pick. however, if or when shearer is appointed, i will give him my support. in my honest opinion, shearer should take up a higher role, and ensure the club is ran professionally from there - similar to (tin hat on) that lanky irish cunt at sunderland.

 

on the other side of the coin, if shearer fails as manager, then the next manager installed at newcastle will not have have the monkey of alan shearer being the next manager on his back.

 

if you think my posts are controversial, deal with it. just like i will deal with whatever you think about my posts and opinions.

 

 

Post of the day.

 

30 mins to beat it.

 

I fear for Shearer in this role too, as a manager that is, but unfortunately we need him on side and in the club, and your point about him doing a Niall Quinn really gets me thinking, that would be perfect for us but i doubt he wants that role, he wants hands on and all the glory that will come with it. He was like that as a player and will be like that as a manager whereas Quinn liked to be the support.

 

 

 

 

 

Post of the day?

 

Have you been on the Buckfast?

 

 

 

Admittedly i have been drinking all night, but i agree with a lot of that post regardless of how much John Smiths and Amaretto i've had.

 

Should i highlight in marker text the bits i think are valid?

 

Go on then sonna

[Dokko]

Don't know why that mackem troll hasn't been banned yet. Moderators?

 

excuse me?

 

I think that is what you call a pre-ban. It is like a pre-date only it is a ban.

 

i've only been banned once and that was for calling someone a cunt.

 

see the house of the banned

 

i've never had a previous log in

 

Shame you bothered coming back after the ban tbh

 

that's bang out of order that mind.

 

I agree, he might be a troll, but there's also the small chance he's not and just has an eccentric personality. In which saying something like that is out of order.

 

Most likely it's a troller though, so meh.

 

i'm not a trawler. i'm not a mackem. i'm not a "wum" and i'm not a "vic".

 

i have not had any previous log ins.

 

i am an honest nufc fan. i have been a season ticket holder for many years and have racked up plenty of miles up and down the country to watch my club. i am not claiming to be a great nufc fan. far from it. there is always someone better who has done more away games.

 

but i have certainly totalled enough games to give an opinion which i deem valid, and others controversial. i'm not bothered what others think of my opinions.

 

this season, as everyone is aware, has been a fucking disaster. people can blame who they want and defend who they want but my overall opinion is thus:

 

nobody is excused from the fucking shambolic season we have had. everyone must take some sort of blame. keegan, ashley, shearer and all the way through to every single spineless fucking player who has participated in the 38 league games this season. in my opinion, they are all fucking cowards. and it fucking pisses me right off.

 

when i go to games and watch players, for example, like owen and martins, who earn around £200k p/w combined, walking about the pitch, hands on hips and giving an uninterested attitude, it boils my fucking piss. if some people are ok with that, fine. i'm fucking pleased for you.

 

but me? like most, i work all day, every day. i've devoted a large amount of my hard earned into nufc and had fuck all in return to shout about, and i will continue to do so for as long as it remains financially possible. again though, i am not trying to sound like i am the best fan around, as there are always fan who have a clocked up more miles and games.

 

but if i pay my way, which i have done for plenty of years now, i expect something in return. relegation is fucking inexcusable.

 

it boils my piss. yes, there's new grounds to attend next year, yes, some people might be optimistic for next season in a different division and barnsley might sell better mince pies than any other ground, but i don't give a fuck.  i'm fucking devastated and highly pissed off. like you all, i want to see them playing in the top division buying the top players.

 

i've read posts on here like similar to, "coloccini is not shit" and "i'd be ecstatic if we signed beckford." the reality is this. players like coloccini, nolan and so forth are fucking garbage. no matter how you dress it up. no matter how coloccini or another fucking foreign cunt played in a different division, he is shit. like every single other player in the other team. there is no player in the team who can put their hand on the heart and say he gave EVERYTHING to the cause this season. can they fuck.

 

i can't be fucked to dig up the post re. a certain poster being "ecstatic" over beckford, but fuck me. i don't care how many goals the cunt scored in a fucking abysmal division, a reality check is required. players like these are shite - in a nutshell. if he wasn't, he'd have been snapped up by now.

 

and while i'm on it; i don't think shearer is the manager to take us forward,either. whilst i appreciate he wants the club to be ran properly from top to bottom, i don't think an inexperienced manager should be taking the reigns of a club that is heading into it's darkest period in years. we need someone with experience and a good head on their shoulders. who? i do not know. it's not my job to pick. however, if or when shearer is appointed, i will give him my support. in my honest opinion, shearer should take up a higher role, and ensure the club is ran professionally from there - similar to (tin hat on) that lanky irish cunt at sunderland.

 

on the other side of the coin, if shearer fails as manager, then the next manager installed at newcastle will not have have the monkey of alan shearer being the next manager on his back.

 

if you think my posts are controversial, deal with it. just like i will deal with whatever you think about my posts and opinions.

 

all in bold Blef are valid points for me.

[Ronaldo]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

[Dokko]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

 

possibly taylor, but then people would say i was biased.

 

Harper also.

 

But in general, if 90% don't give a fuk and haven't put in the effort its not so wrong to tar the fuking lot imo.

[Guest toonlass]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

 

possibly taylor, but then people would say i was biased.

 

Harper also.

 

But in general, if 90% don't give a fuk and haven't put in the effort its not so wrong to tar the fuking lot imo.

 

You said you agreed that none of them gave everything, well I say that there were some on opportunity gave a lot more than others, but didn't have opportunity to do that.

[lovejoy]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

 

possibly taylor, but then people would say i was biased.

 

Harper also.

 

But in general, if 90% don't give a fuk and haven't put in the effort its not so wrong to tar the fuking lot imo.

 

bassong, beye, butt.

 

all gave maximum effort imo, butt may be shite, but he always gives his all.

[Guest toonlass]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

 

possibly taylor, but then people would say i was biased.

 

Harper also.

 

But in general, if 90% don't give a fuk and haven't put in the effort its not so wrong to tar the fuking lot imo.

 

bassong, beye, butt.

 

all gave maximum effort imo, butt may be shite, but he always gives his all.

 

Haper, Guttierrez too

 

Might not be able to do owt but gave 100%

[Ronaldo]

I think there are a couple of players who gave what could easily be considered maximum effort

 

possibly taylor, but then people would say i was biased.

 

Harper also.

 

But in general, if 90% don't give a fuk and haven't put in the effort its not so wrong to tar the fuking lot imo.

 

of course it is, say you were in a team of 22 and you plus 1 or 2 others put in maximum effort and the rest fucked it up royally.

 

Say someone collectively accused the entire team of not exerting maximum effort, how would you react? I know how I fucking would.

 

For the record I feel at least 3 gave their best this season, several others might have but they just weren't good enough

 

[Dokko]

It's very subjective how much effort a person gave in to a task, and why you are arguing with it since there's not much to argue about in the rest of the post bar his opinion on Beckford.

 

 

[Ronaldo]

the entire post consists of absolute speculation and ignorant generalisations

[Dokko]

the entire post consists of absolute speculation and ignorant generalisations

 

Harsh.

 

IMO his point about Shearer is one of the most interesting things i've read on the board in the last couple of weeks.

 

Everyone knows Shearer is the right man for the club, but is he the right man for the job?

 

Makes me think anyway.

 

 

[Ronaldo]

Fair enough, I agree with the part about Shearer to an extent

[Dokko]

Fair enough, I agree with the part about Shearer to an extent

 

Love the sneak add of the 'to an extent'

 

[Andy]

Don't know why that mackem troll hasn't been banned yet. Moderators?

 

excuse me?

 

I think that is what you call a pre-ban. It is like a pre-date only it is a ban.

 

i've only been banned once and that was for calling someone a c***.

 

see the house of the banned

 

i've never had a previous log in

 

Shame you bothered coming back after the ban tbh

 

Mate that is well out of line.

 

Absoloutely no need for that whatsoever.

 

You might not agree with all his posts but he's still a Newcastle fan and those kind of comments are unwaranted on this site.

 

Having read wshmag's posts, which frankly have ranged between embarrassing wind-uppery and sheer outright idiocy in pretty much even numbers, I'm inclined to respectfully disagree.

[Dave]

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

 

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

 

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

 

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

[Dokko]

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

 

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

 

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

 

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

 

Sums it up for change (them at NUFC.com)

 

Fuking bastard, wonder who people wish more ill on, Owen or Barton?

[LesPaul]

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

 

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

 

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

 

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

 

Sums it up for change (them at NUFC.com)

 

Fuking b******, wonder who people wish more ill on, Owen or Barton?

Owen

[Kaizero]

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

 

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

 

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

 

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

 

Sums it up for change (them at NUFC.com)

 

Fuking bastard, wonder who people wish more ill on, Owen or Barton?

 

I like Barton. He's an idiot, but at least he's honest about it. Compared to Owen, who's a cunt.

[Yorkie]

"I have got skin thicker than 99.9 per cent of the population. I get used to it - people write you off but when I scored a goal in the World Cup at 18, people were writing me off six months later. Then I was scoring a hat-trick in Germany and winning trophies with Liverpool and then they write you off again.

 

"Somebody will always criticise you no matter what - - - yeah, try for: 'not scoring since January' - - -, so if you let that affect you, I wouldn't be where I am today.

 

"Yes I prefer people to say nice things about me as it is not as if I have murdered someone, but you get more criticism as a footballer and you have to be thick skinned."

 

 

 

Fuck off Michael, you pathetic little man.

[Theregulars]

I'm glad to read that he enjoyed his four years here, because for me he's epitomised the demise of this club from the first day he signed. Everyone knew he wanted to go back to Liverpool, we were his last resort, and he played like it. I can think of perhaps 10 occasions, and that's being generous, when he put a decent shift in and did something vaguely worthy of his ridiculous wage and price tag. Maybe had the club not been such a disaster, he might have beeen better - it wasn't his fault. Maybe had he not been confined to such a shit squad of players, who knows. But the fact remains that he was supposedly our star player, and he just did so little to try and help us out when it ever really mattered. So many piss-takingly long injury lay-offs, so many missed sitters for a supposedly world class player, and a man who just showed his entire tempt for our club and our city, for instance by refusing to live here and staying in horse-infested twat mansion - and charging helicopter rides to and from training to boot! I don't think he's a cunt, I just think he never, ever wanted to be here in a million years, realised fairly swiftly that the club was going horribly downhill and knew that he could maintain his apparently sterling reputation by at least "being loyal to his contract". Read: nobody else was daft enough to offer him a wage that was comparable to the likes of Lampard and Ronaldo at the time, so he could just sit here for a few years, put in a shift some days, score the occasional good old Owen goal and by not agreeing a contract extension and leaving it for ages always have athe get out clause that he wanted for himself. The people who run the club are the real pricks for giving him the ridiculous chance to take the piss and get away with it in such a manner. He has no scruples but I wouldn't for that much money either. I'm glad to see him gone, not because he's a dick and not because he's shite (he's been shite recently but he's still been one alright) but because he single-handedly embodies everything that has seen our once glorious club slip to this most sorry of positions.

[Dokko]

I'm glad to read that he enjoyed his four years here, because for me he's epitomised the demise of this club from the first day he signed. Everyone knew he wanted to go back to Liverpool, we were his last resort, and he played like it. I can think of perhaps 10 occasions, and that's being generous, when he put a decent shift in and did something vaguely worthy of his ridiculous wage and price tag. Maybe had the club not been such a disaster, he might have beeen better - it wasn't his fault. Maybe had he not been confined to such a shit squad of players, who knows. But the fact remains that he was supposedly our star player, and he just did so little to try and help us out when it ever really mattered. So many piss-takingly long injury lay-offs, so many missed sitters for a supposedly world class player, and a man who just showed his entire tempt for our club and our city, for instance by refusing to live here and staying in horse-infested twat mansion - and charging helicopter rides to and from training to boot! I don't think he's a cunt, I just think he never, ever wanted to be here in a million years, realised fairly swiftly that the club was going horribly downhill and knew that he could maintain his apparently sterling reputation by at least "being loyal to his contract". Read: nobody else was daft enough to offer him a wage that was comparable to the likes of Lampard and Ronaldo at the time, so he could just sit here for a few years, put in a shift some days, score the occasional good old Owen goal and by not agreeing a contract extension and leaving it for ages always have athe get out clause that he wanted for himself. The people who run the club are the real pricks for giving him the ridiculous chance to take the piss and get away with it in such a manner. He has no scruples but I wouldn't for that much money either. I'm glad to see him gone, not because he's a dick and not because he's shite (he's been shite recently but he's still been one alright) but because he single-handedly embodies everything that has seen our once glorious club slip to this most sorry of positions.

 

That's one huge block of text.

[Decky]

Thought long and hard about this, my thoughts:

 

fuck.right.off.

[Theregulars]

Quote from: Theregulars on Today at 02:25:03 AM

I'm glad to read that he enjoyed his four years here, because for me he's epitomised the demise of this club from the first day he signed.

 

Everyone knew he wanted to go back to Liverpool, we were his last resort, and he played like it.

 

I can think of perhaps 10 occasions, and that's being generous, when he put a decent shift in and did something vaguely worthy of his ridiculous wage and price tag.

 

Maybe had the club not been such a disaster, he might have beeen better - it wasn't his fault.

 

Maybe had he not been confined to such a s*** squad of players, who knows. But the fact remains that he was supposedly our star player, and he just did so little to try and help us out when it ever really mattered.

 

So many piss-takingly long injury lay-offs, so many missed sitters for a supposedly world class player, and a man who just showed his entire contempt for our club and our city, for instance by refusing to live here and staying in horse-infested t*** mansion - and charging helicopter rides to and from training to boot!

 

I don't think he's a c***, I just think he never, ever wanted to be here in a million years, realised fairly swiftly that the club was going horribly downhill and knew that he could maintain his apparently sterling reputation by at least "being loyal to his contract".

 

Read: nobody else was daft enough to offer him a wage that was comparable to the likes of Lampard and Ronaldo at the time, so he could just sit here for a few years, put in a shift some days, score the occasional good old Owen goal and by not agreeing a contract extension and leaving it for ages always have athe get out clause that he wanted for himself.

 

The people who run the club are the real pricks for giving him the ridiculous chance to take the piss and get away with it in such a manner.

 

He has no scruples but I wouldn't for that much money either. I'm glad to see him gone, not because he's a dick and not because he's s**** (he's been s**** recently but he's still been alright) but because he single-handedly embodies everything that has seen our once glorious club slip to this most sorry of positions.

 

 

 

There you go love, read away!

[Dokko]

Quote from: Theregulars on Today at 02:25:03 AM

I'm glad to read that he enjoyed his four years here, because for me he's epitomised the demise of this club from the first day he signed.

 

Everyone knew he wanted to go back to Liverpool, we were his last resort, and he played like it.

 

I can think of perhaps 10 occasions, and that's being generous, when he put a decent shift in and did something vaguely worthy of his ridiculous wage and price tag.

 

Maybe had the club not been such a disaster, he might have beeen better - it wasn't his fault.

 

Maybe had he not been confined to such a s*** squad of players, who knows. But the fact remains that he was supposedly our star player, and he just did so little to try and help us out when it ever really mattered.

 

So many piss-takingly long injury lay-offs, so many missed sitters for a supposedly world class player, and a man who just showed his entire contempt for our club and our city, for instance by refusing to live here and staying in horse-infested t*** mansion - and charging helicopter rides to and from training to boot!

 

I don't think he's a c***, I just think he never, ever wanted to be here in a million years, realised fairly swiftly that the club was going horribly downhill and knew that he could maintain his apparently sterling reputation by at least "being loyal to his contract".

 

Read: nobody else was daft enough to offer him a wage that was comparable to the likes of Lampard and Ronaldo at the time, so he could just sit here for a few years, put in a shift some days, score the occasional good old Owen goal and by not agreeing a contract extension and leaving it for ages always have athe get out clause that he wanted for himself.

 

The people who run the club are the real pricks for giving him the ridiculous chance to take the piss and get away with it in such a manner.

 

He has no scruples but I wouldn't for that much money either. I'm glad to see him gone, not because he's a dick and not because he's s**** (he's been s**** recently but he's still been alright) but because he single-handedly embodies everything that has seen our once glorious club slip to this most sorry of positions.

 

 

 

There you go love, read away!

 

I read it because i can now, and its a fine opinion sweety.