Roflham Lolspurs - "It's Just Who We Are Mate"

[The College Dropout]

1 hour ago, Theregulars said:

It has a certain Hunger Games appeal tbh

Aye.

 

Think I rather Man U win it.

 

Although Ange in the CL is a certain nightmare.

 

So I really don't care.

[54]

If we were picking games on that list above, my preference would be:

 

Pot 1

Barcelona (H)

Bayern Munich (A)

 

Pot 2

Juventus (H)

Frankfurt (A)

 

Pot 3

Dinamo Zagreb (H)

Ajax (A)

 

Pot 4

Athletic Club (H)

Celtic (A)

 

I think that's a good mixture of quality ties, at some iconic places, with some heavy home games where it should be rocking, and some winnable games that'll get us in that top 24.

[loki679]

Sorry, didn't realise they'd made a simple pot draw shit too. 

 

Barcelona, Inter, Benfica, Villarreal, Zagreb, Bruges, Athletic and Zvezda then.

[Mazzy]

I'd hate Man Utd to win it. But I don't particularly want Ange "I always win something in my second season" Postecoglu to win it either.

 

But overall I'd prefer Spurs to be in the UCL next season though as I'd be happy for us to play them rather than Man Utd if we came to that.

 

Plus they've not won anything in a little while and Man Utd are jammy cunts who win when the least deserve to.

[The College Dropout]

29 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

Also. How is it even a decision between Spurs or Man U? 100% Spurs.

 

Man U can get fucked. Always winning stuff even when they’re a laughing stock  They’ve been successful basically my entire lifetime. Chemical Jim is a cunt. I could go on. 
 

Spurs winning with the Ange situation would be mildly amusing. As would the Arsenal fume  

Man U will always be Man U. They will be some type of factor forever. LA Laker type.

 

Spurs can be mudded in 5-years. Not totally but Levy doesn't want to invest in them and he doesn't care to win trophies. They have the least ambition and prestige.

 

Man U kinda have to challenge for titles otherwise it's a continuous issue and harms the brand.

 

Spurs only want regular CL football.

[ramirez]

8 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Shouldn't Spurs be an option on there?

its based on man u apparently being more likely to win.

[Kilcline]

1 hour ago, SteV said:

Man Utd won’t be Pot 1 if Chelsea and Dortmund make CL. Although with Arsenal being the next team in line anyway it probably doesn’t make any difference.

 

Does Man U's number include the coefficient points they'll get if they win the final in 90 minutes? If not then I think it's 1 for a draw so they're guaranteed pot 1 if they win it and Barcelona will be in 2 even if Chelsea qualify

 

 

Edited 11 hours ago by Kilcline
Added "if they win it"

[SteV]

6 minutes ago, Kilcline said:

Does Man U's number include the coefficient points they'll get if they win the final in 90 minutes? If not then I think it's 1 for a draw so they're guaranteed pot 1 if they win it and Barcelona will be in 2 even if Chelsea qualify

 

 

 

I suspect so, as it’s projecting them winning it, so therefore I would expect it to include the correct coefficient for that projection occurring. Not totally sure like.

[loki679]

Crazy people.  Fuck Man United, I hope they lose twice.

[GallowgatePigeon]

1 hour ago, SteV said:

Man Utd won’t be Pot 1 if Chelsea and Dortmund make CL. Although with Arsenal being the next team in line anyway it probably doesn’t make any difference.

 

 

I know it's the Spurs thread, but since I'm here give me:

 

Chelsea (H)

Dortmund (A)

Benfica (H)

Frankfurt (A)

Bodo/Glimt (H)

Slavia (A)

Celtic (H)

USG (A)

 

Fuck glamour ties, we had enough of them last time. You get around 2/3 million for a win in the CL so lets dish out some pumpings and top up the transfer kitty.

[SteV]

20 minutes ago, 54 said:

If we were picking games on that list above, my preference would be:

 

Pot 1

Barcelona (H)

Bayern Munich (A)

 

Pot 2

Juventus (H)

Frankfurt (A)

 

Pot 3

Dinamo Zagreb (H)

Ajax (A)

 

Pot 4

Athletic Club (H)

Celtic (A)

 

I think that's a good mixture of quality ties, at some iconic places, with some heavy home games where it should be rocking, and some winnable games that'll get us in that top 24.

I like that. Would probably swap the Pot 4 home game for someone a bit shitter just to try and get the points on the board (although it would probably be a great day around town with the Bilbao fans here).

[SteV]

2 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

 

I know it's the Spurs thread, but since I'm here give me:

 

Chelsea (H)

Dortmund (A)

Benfica (H)

Frankfurt (A)

Bodo/Glimt (H)

Slavia (A)

Celtic (H)

USG (A)

 

Fuck glamour ties, we had enough of them last time. You get around 2/3 million for a win in the CL so let’s dish out some pumpings and top up the transfer kitty.

Not sure you can play more than one team from the same country? Or is it no more than two from the same? Would have to check. Although probably best leave all that until we’ve actually qualified….😬

[Stifler]

 

Pot 1:

Real Madrid

Bayern Munich

 

Pot 2:

Atalanta

Villarreal

 

Pot 3:

Sporting Lisbon - 15 year old me cried myself to sleep the night they knocked us out of the UEFA Cup. It was our cup, we were supposed to win it, fuckers even lost the final in a game that they should have easily won.

We need to slaughter them in revenge, there needs to be footage of Sporting Lisbon kids crying, asking why, and they need to know that it’s us hurting them.

 

Ajax (A) - DFDS will be bouncing, we’ll lose a few hundred fans at sea, and another in the brothels, but it will be worth it.

 

Pot 4 -

Marseille - Similar reasons to Sporting Lisbon.

 

Celtic (A) - Not that far to travel, very winnable fixture, would present a good away trip for fans.

[Stifler]

8 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

I know it's the Spurs thread, but since I'm here give me:

 

Chelsea (H)

Dortmund (A)

Benfica (H)

Frankfurt (A)

Bodo/Glimt (H)

Slavia (A)

Celtic (H)

USG (A)

 

Fuck glamour ties, we had enough of them last time. You get around 2/3 million for a win in the CL so lets dish out some pumpings and top up the transfer kitty.

Can’t get Chelsea.

[GallowgatePigeon]

7 minutes ago, SteV said:

Not sure you can play more than one team from the same country? Or is it no more than two from the same? Would have to check. Although probably best leave all that until we’ve actually qualified….😬

 

I read that a league with four or more clubs in the competition can play one match against another team from the same country. If not, give us Bayern instead. 

 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by GallowgatePigeon

[Froggy]

Guys, think how happy I'd be if we won. 

 

 

[SteV]

7 minutes ago, Stifler said:

Can’t get Chelsea.

There’s a scenario where we could due to the amount of English teams in Pot 1, but it’s particularly complicated, and as we haven’t even qualified yet, I’ll hang fire in trying to investigate it.

[SteV]

1 minute ago, Froggy said:

Guys, think how happy I'd be if we won. 

 

 

Spurs win please.

[Stifler]

1 minute ago, Froggy said:

Guys, think how happy I'd be if we won. 

Politely finish your Guinness in the pub, go home, go to bed, and never think about it again.

[GallowgatePigeon]

5 minutes ago, Stifler said:

 

Pot 1:

Real Madrid

Bayern Munich

 

Pot 2:

Atalanta

Villarreal

 

Pot 3:

Sporting Lisbon - 15 year old me cried myself to sleep the night they knocked us out of the UEFA Cup. It was our cup, we were supposed to win it, fuckers even lost the final in a game that they should have easily won.

We need to slaughter them in revenge, there needs to be footage of Sporting Lisbon kids crying, asking why, and they need to know that it’s us hurting them.

 

Ajax (A) - DFDS will be bouncing, we’ll lose a few hundred fans at sea, and another in the brothels, but it will be worth it.

 

Pot 4 -

Marseille - Similar reasons to Sporting Lisbon.

 

Celtic (A) - Not that far to travel, very winnable fixture, would present a good away trip for fans.

 

Fuck it, you've convinced me. Bring me Sportings head on a fucking platter. We'd pump them rotten as well, they've been playing shite since Amorim jumped ship, they're only still top of the league cause Benfica are bigger bottle jobs than them, plus they're losing Gyokeres this summer.

[mondonewc]

Fuck letting PSR dictate the way you think all the time as well, so over that way of thinking, even if it is the smart choice, they've took enough emotion out of the game with VAR!

 

If you're over 35 and want Man U to win, your touched! 

 

Will be rooting for Spurs 1000% 

[ramirez]

We played Sporting in that weird group stage that year, and won I think? Also the only time we ever played a turkish team.  I want new ones out the box so Ajax, Bayern, Real, Villareal, Atalanta, bodo, Celtic and Union would do.

[Stifler]

4 minutes ago, ramirez said:

We played Sporting in that weird group stage that year, and won I think? Also the only time we ever played a turkish team.  I want new ones out the box so Ajax, Bayern, Real, Villareal, Atalanta, bodo, Celtic and Union would do.

Drew 1-1, beat them 1-0 in the home leg of the quarter finals.

[ChrisMcQuillan]

I dream of the day we have more European coefficient points than Crvena Zvezda.

[nufcjb]

Bodo/Glimt (A) in the middle of fucking December. Anyone fancy a trip there?