Guest BooBoo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 There's some great long running excuses that have been made on here this season, but which is your favourite slice of cliched nonsense? Feel free to add you own and if the threads popular (ha!) I'll add a poll with the best ones. To start off: "Oba has to be in the team, because of his explosiveness and he can create something out of nothing!" "Keegan left Newcastle because he's a man of principal!" "Coloccini is not a bad defender because bad players dont play for Argentina!" "We can't blame Kinnear, nobody else wanted the job!" "If we give Owen the chances, he'll score goals!" "Xisco's only rubbish because he's not been given a chance!" "It's not Jonas' fault, he's trying to do too much on his own!" "Jonas would be brilliant in an absolutely brilliant team!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 'Everyone hates Newcastle' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Owen is a goalscorer" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "We need a new owna, man. We need someone like that arab man doon at Man City." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 'It's the fans' fault' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture. Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture. Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 We merit a manager whos won 4 titles, and two ,manager of the year awards with 2 diffrent clubs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture. Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom. Otter gives James the attention he craves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture. Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom. Otter gives James the attention he craves Bah, I walked right into the trap! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "It wasn't about the money with Given" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Loads of managers would have taken the job in September" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=1711;sa=showPosts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 'Dennis wise is not in charge of tansfers' 'Dennis wise is in charge of transfers' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Keegan knew nothing about signing Xisco" *runs away from cp40* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Keegan knew nothing about signing Xisco" *runs away from cp40* this season has even left me too exhausted to play that game anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 We lost at home to Hull because someone held up a banner with some words on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Ashley is deliberately ruining us, because he's a Spurs fan" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Ashley is deliberately ruining us, because he's a Spurs fan" "And he's asset stripping the club" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Ashley is deliberately ruining us, because he's a Spurs fan" Didn't you say that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Not an excuse but in a fair few match threads... "Is it just me or is Duff actually having a decent game today?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Ashley is deliberately ruining us, because he's a Spurs fan" Didn't you say that? Yeah! And I meant it! STILL DO! But it's still a bit of a cliché, you got to admit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The oba one has applied since he signed so it has to be the Xisco one. He's obviously shit in training or deemed just not good enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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