Minhosa Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Up, Down, Down, Down, Up again, down, down, massive fucking relief, crossed fingers. Don't remember that bit. Shearer coming in............the down bits after were the draws with Stoke, Pompey and Defeat at Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I know it's over, still I cling. I don't where else I can go. It's over. It's over. It's over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 "gis a bag of crisps" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Class, Neil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 My little offering, which is probably over 100 words: There was once a club in the north-east Who teams never used to beat But Big Mike came in Committed some sins And now they looked like dead meat Kinnear and Hughton had a go "WTF!?", said N-O The team were doomed The R word loomed And Viduka was still more than likely f***ing injured. But there was no need to fear The local messiah was here Wise booted out There was no doubt That Tyne would prevail over Wear So what does the future hold? Ashley out in the cold? If lessons are learnt Structures are burnt Then Jonas, Martins, GOAL! We have a winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Keegan gets pissed off by having to sell Milner and the club trying to get rid of Barton. He gets even more pissed when he hears some Spanish puff has just been signed. Keegan the homophobes Resigns. Cockney Mafioso out. Keith Barrett loses us the game against Hull. on the scene. Mediocrity. Hughton is shit. Shearer and returns hope. :-[ misplaced optimism ? Barton Vs Shearer Newcastle 3 Boro 1 We are staying up , say we are staying up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5723/spellingcg1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 My little offering, which is probably over 100 words: There was once a club in the north-east Who teams never used to beat But Big Mike came in Committed some sins And now they looked like dead meat Kinnear and Hughton had a go "WTF!?", said N-O The team were doomed The R word loomed And Viduka was still more than likely f***ing injured. But there was no need to fear The local messiah was here Wise booted out There was no doubt That Tyne would prevail over Wear So what does the future hold? Ashley out in the cold? If lessons are learnt Structures are burnt Then Jonas, Martins, GOAL! Class! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Alright. Neil wins. I've no idea what the prize is, but I'll come up with something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Alright. Neil wins. I've no idea what the prize is, but I'll come up with something. Didn't even stick to the rules! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Alright. Neil wins. I've no idea what the prize is, but I'll come up with something. Didn't even stick to the rules! He coloured outside the lines, he wasn't afraid to expand the scope of the task. But you, Mowen, you're a gossip and a snitch. I don't like that. You're fired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Alright. Neil wins. I've no idea what the prize is, but I'll come up with something. Didn't even stick to the rules! He coloured outside the lines, he wasn't afraid to expand the scope of the task. But you, Mowen, you're a gossip and a snitch. I don't like that. You're fired. Didn't want to win anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 There was a new owner called Ashley Keegan walked 'cos no splashing of cashly Kinnear was a tit And Chris H wasn't it So Wor Alan came in, maybe rashly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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