Heron Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Can someone please photoshop Mark Vidukas head, arms and legs on to an Orange Campino sweet please. I would find it highly amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 NEWCASTLE ALIENATE REMAINING FANS WITH NEW AWAY KIT - clicky THE Newcastle United board has decided to alienate its few remaining fans with a new away kit that looks like a boiled sweet made from urine. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/newstrip.jpg You can suck Steven Taylor for up to an hour The kit was designed by lifelong Sunderland fan Tom Logan, who said he spent weeks searching for just the right shades of yellow. He added: "I wanted something that said 'piss', but combined both the pale yellow of a poor person who drinks too much with the dark yellow of a person who buys rich food that they can't really afford." The kit will go on sale next week, priced to meet the value for money expectations of gullible, colour-blind halfwits. Meanwhile the board hopes its latest move will constitute the final straw so the club can finally be wound down and sold off at a car-boot sale in Whitley Bay. Chairman Mike Ashley said: "I'll be honest, at this point we're so brassic we're accepting Nectar Points and handjobs just to make ends meet." He added: "It's been tough - re-employing Keegan, absurdly expensive season tickets, Dennis Wise - but this should finally enable me to flatten St James's Park and use the land for raising goats." Defender Steven Taylor, who modelled the strip, said: "This is possibly the biggest tit I've felt since joining Newcastle, and I spend most of the season being dumped on my arse while the opposition hoof the ball into the roof of the net." Newcastle fan Martin Bishop added: "I've followed the Toon since Jackie Milburn but if I go around wearing that, people will automatically think I've just escaped from a parade that celebrates alternative lifestyles." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 NEWCASTLE ALIENATE REMAINING FANS WITH NEW AWAY KIT - clicky THE Newcastle United board has decided to alienate its few remaining fans with a new away kit that looks like a boiled sweet made from urine. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/newstrip.jpg You can suck Steven Taylor for up to an hour The kit was designed by lifelong Sunderland fan Tom Logan, who said he spent weeks searching for just the right shades of yellow. He added: "I wanted something that said 'piss', but combined both the pale yellow of a poor person who drinks too much with the dark yellow of a person who buys rich food that they can't really afford." The kit will go on sale next week, priced to meet the value for money expectations of gullible, colour-blind halfwits. Meanwhile the board hopes its latest move will constitute the final straw so the club can finally be wound down and sold off at a car-boot sale in Whitley Bay. Chairman Mike Ashley said: "I'll be honest, at this point we're so brassic we're accepting Nectar Points and handjobs just to make ends meet." He added: "It's been tough - re-employing Keegan, absurdly expensive season tickets, Dennis Wise - but this should finally enable me to flatten St James's Park and use the land for raising goats." Defender Steven Taylor, who modelled the strip, said: "This is possibly the biggest tit I've felt since joining Newcastle, and I spend most of the season being dumped on my arse while the opposition hoof the ball into the roof of the net." Newcastle fan Martin Bishop added: "I've followed the Toon since Jackie Milburn but if I go around wearing that, people will automatically think I've just escaped from a parade that celebrates alternative lifestyles." Yeah, Yeah laugh it up world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_horne76 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Really dont see what the fuss it about..im loving that kit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I've now officially gone from hating it to loving it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan_Shearer Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2009/06/review_of_the_week_30.html Taking the f*cking piss out of us on there, with the kit and season ticket joke, makes my blood boil abit, hating scum... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObaStar Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2009/06/review_of_the_week_30.html Taking the f*cking piss out of us on there, with the kit and season ticket joke, makes my blood boil abit, hating scum... i thought it was funny, made fun of everyone a bit so its alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Come on, it's redonkulous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9931/43721newcastleaway.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObaStar Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9931/43721newcastleaway.png what is that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Kit made for PES 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I love it. Soo much. Buying it once I know squad numbers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/newcastlehoney226.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Kit made for PES 2009 I think the real kit is actually white/yellow not weird yellow/mustard yellow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObaStar Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/newcastlehoney226.jpg that looks pretty mustardy to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Not sure if this has been posted yet: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5015/200910awaym.jpg Yeah but this doesn't. It's quite obvious they messed the color balance up on the club shots with the players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Not sure if this has been posted yet: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5015/200910awaym.jpg Yeah but this doesn't. It's quite obvious they messed the color balance up on the club shots with the players. http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5760/010278615410300.jpg? Still all they had to do was not choose mustard... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wshmag Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 think i'll get the new shorts for me holiday like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Bet beye loves it its kinda mango coloured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9931/43721newcastleaway.png Premier League armband? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 hey, did anyone mock this shirt up with short and socks the same colour as the dark blue/black piping? might not be so utterly horrendous then imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uma Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 So is it yellow and white or yellow and mustard ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 So is it yellow and white or yellow and mustard ? yellow and white. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 So is it yellow and white or yellow and mustard ? yellow and white. Class defo getting this then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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