Joey Barton (now retired)

[Cronky]

Do you know him personally?

 

Okay - I think he finds decisions difficult.

 

I have a dossier of evidence to support this, but I'll spare you all that.

[hoppaz]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I think he represents S Taylor.

[mattypnufc]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I think he represents S Taylor.

 

Paul Stretford (same agent as Rooney's) represent's Taylor.

 

He's a cunt too.

[David28]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I think he represents S Taylor.

 

He doesn't.

[hoppaz]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I don't think he represents S Taylor.

 

He doesn't.

 

Ok. Fixed it now.

[Tisd09]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I think he represents S Taylor.

 

Paul Stretford (same agent as Rooney's) represent's Taylor.

 

He's a c*** too.

 

Surely all agents are. Or am I being racist

[UV]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that fucker ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

[Wil]

Could see a relegation release clause being a major sticking/negotiation point.

The fact that they're meeting again looks like it's all about the contract now, otherwise he would have woke up this morning knowing he didn't want to go.

As it's gone this far, am expecting them to bend to his demands and him being off.

[BlueStar]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

I think he represents S Taylor.

 

Paul Stretford (same agent as Rooney's) represent's Taylor.

 

He's a c*** too.

 

Surely all agents are. Or am I being racist

 

I'm reminded of a blooper from (I think) The Cooke Report investigating racism in the housing market, cornering some auld cockney landord who'd placed an ad saying "No Asians" interviewing him and him saying he didn't like them because they just took money and didn't do any work, before realising it was his accent and he actually meant agents.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that fucker ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

[Guest bimpy474]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

This annoys me, if the agent is employed by the player then the player should bloody pay him, the club paying him is utter shite, although he was a total nutjob, Simon Jordan had it rght when he refused to pay agents, told the players they paid them if they employed them.

 

All agents are cunts if they expect the clubs to pay them.

[NG32]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

This annoys me, if the agent is employed by the player then the player should bloody pay him, the club paying him is utter s****, although he was a total nutjob, Simon Jordan had it rght when he refused to pay agents, told the players they paid them if they employed them.

 

All agents are c***s if they expect the clubs to pay them.

 

Totally agree, Fifa need to make a ruling.

 

 

Players must pay the agents themselves.

[Guest bimpy474]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

This annoys me, if the agent is employed by the player then the player should bloody pay him, the club paying him is utter s****, although he was a total nutjob, Simon Jordan had it rght when he refused to pay agents, told the players they paid them if they employed them.

 

All agents are c***s if they expect the clubs to pay them.

 

Totally agree, Fifa need to make a ruling.

 

 

Players must pay the agents themselves.

 

Exactly, McKay is pushing Barton to move so he can get probably a quarter of a million plus, every time any of McKay's players move he gets a big wedge, if the players had to pay him i bet they wouldnt be so keen to move just for money, especially when a big chunk goes to that gargantuan cunt, its scandalous that it goes on.

[NG32]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that f***er ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

This annoys me, if the agent is employed by the player then the player should bloody pay him, the club paying him is utter s****, although he was a total nutjob, Simon Jordan had it rght when he refused to pay agents, told the players they paid them if they employed them.

 

All agents are c***s if they expect the clubs to pay them.

 

Totally agree, Fifa need to make a ruling.

 

 

Players must pay the agents themselves.

 

Exactly, McKay is pushing Barton to move so he can get probably a quarter of a million plus, every time any of McKay's players move he gets a big wedge, if the players had to pay him i bet they wouldnt be so keen to move just for money, especially when a big chunk goes to that gargantuan c***, its scandalous that it goes on.

 

If i hired an agent to mull over my contract/T&Cs before a possible payrise then tried to charge it to my company I would be told to piss right off.

 

In no other industry does this happen, its mental.

 

Footballers need to take their faces for a shit the greedy little fucksticks.

[Guest Geordiesned]

QPR fan tweeted this:

 

@Joey7Barton joey what happens if you stay at the toon and get injured the you will definately not be offered a contract their or anywhere

 

Got this reply from Barton:

 

@terryj777 that is something I have to consider

[UV]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that fucker ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

Well according to Pardew, the numbers are so big we wont be able to add them up in our tiny little heads, so best just trusting that as much money as possible is being spent.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Do we have any other players represented by McKay? Want shot of that fucker ASAP.

 

But he's trying to save the club money by getting rid of Barton for them. Cutting the wage bill further is great for the club isn't it?

 

What do you think of the agents of the players we've brought in or are trying  bring in who are leaving their old clubs in acrimonious circumstances and being paid unprecedented amounts by us?

 

Well I dislike all the football agents I know anything about, but McKay especially because we have been involved with him a lot.

 

Are people being paid "unprecedented amounts" by us?

 

Well according to Pardew, the numbers are so big we wont be able to add them up in our tiny little heads, so best just trusting that as much money as possible is being spent.

 

Oh, I see what you did there.

[taxfree]

Barton -

Going to have to make a decision today, its only fair to all parties.

[Dave]

Good.

[Fenham Mag]

Doesn't sound like he's signing for them.

[Stifler]

Someone on twitter ask him to stay.

[SUPERTOON]

Please stay Joey lad.

[SUPERTOON]

Someone on twitter ask him to stay.

 

Will do.

[Guest icemanblue]

Really, really hope he stays.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

To be honest, not sure if I want him back now. As a player we need him, but it might become very difficult to manage him if he's desperate to get away but just can't find a decent club to go to. Don't really want him sulking for the rest of the season. It's a tough one.