ShearMagic Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in? Gareth Barry likes this ------------------------------ Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request --------------------------------------------------------------------- Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago Alexander Song Billong likes this Visakri Diaby likes this Denilson likes this ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football - Benjani likes this ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!! Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------- Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ Ledley King has been tagged --------------------------------------- Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like Ben Foster Ditto z ------------------------------------------ Joleon Lescott became a fan of money. Gareth Barry likes this ------------------------------- Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago Mr. Ferguson Likes This. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram ------------------------------------------------------- Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook -------------------------------------------------- Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments -Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps -Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads -Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum -------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete. Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this. ------------------------------------- Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q ------------------------------------------------------------ Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago Tomas Rosisky is depressed 3 days ago --------------------------------------------- Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- David Moyes is skint Mark Hughes likes this --------------------------------- Didier Dropba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago Jens Lehmann went down holding his face ---------------------------------- Rio Ferdinand feels like a ***** after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago Defoe likes this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearMagic Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Anyone can add more: ------------------------------------------------- Phil Brown became a fan of Phil Brown Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Prentending to be a Footballer ---------------------------------------------------------- Shola Ameobi joined this group. You and Colocini like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Prentending to be a Footballer ---------------------------------------------------------- Shola Ameobi joined this group. You and Colocini like this. Ouch! That's a fail! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (5 weeks ago) Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (4 weeks ago) Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (3 weeks ago) Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (2 weeks ago) Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (1 week ago) Kieron Dyer hopes to be fit for Saturday (less than a minute ago) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mike Ashley realises he is a cunt. 52,000 people like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Prentending to be a Footballer ---------------------------------------------------------- Shola Ameobi joined this group. You and Colocini like this. Ouch! That's a fail! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 David O'Leary thinks David O'Leary is THE shit. David O'Leary likes this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 :mackems: This is hillarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ashley Cole joined the group 'The vibrate function on my phone is not powerful enough' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Wayne Rooney joined the group 'Older Women' Ashley Cole likes this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mark Viduka joined the group 'I love Greggs' pies me like' Ronaldo, Andy Reid, Mike Ashley and Kevin Nolan like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Joe Kinnear has been offered a two-year deal at Newcastle. Joe Kinnear likes this. Joe Kinnear commented on this status - "You're a cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mike Ashley has died. 4 minutes ago. Lenny, NewcastleRocker, Wilky, jake_horne76, Roger Kint, Luque20, NEEJ_Hunter, Skeletor, robm, LocalHero, Belfast Boy, ashtoon85, Stu, PCW1983, MW, themanupstairs, Jonny Hall, psychpearce, gray, ShearMagic, krilleknug, Phil K, pricedoutoftoon, geordie jamie, Hudson, swebat, jarralad, Towelie, petelockey, jimburst, BONTEMPI, N.U.T Chris, insanojackson, baz23, rocksammy, #9, ewerk, geordie_b, Sargey, david28, Waynebob, Gemmill, Duff11, sander68, Tooj, TooonDoom, Interpolic, tommo, sam1 likes this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Just realised this was stolen from chat.........shame on you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mike Ashley realises he is a c***. 52,000 people like this Too easy. Still made me giggle like a little girl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearMagic Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Michael Owen started a new group "Jermain Defoe is a jammy twat!!" 3 hours ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Garth Crooks joined the group 'a protest for more space to write your status'. Oba Martins & Kanu are attending their joint 40th Birthday Shindig - Celestine Babayaro & Tijini Babaginda like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Stan Collymore joined the secret doggers society. George Michael likes this. Michael Barrymore is off for a cheeky dip. 10 mins ago Stuart Lubbocks family dislike this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Michael Owen started a new group "Jermain Defoe is a jammy t***!!" 3 hours ago Jermaine Defoe likes this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Alan Shearer is not looking forward to spending his birthday weekend stuck on the couch with a couple of blokes instead of being out with the lads. (21 minutes ago) -- Mark Lawrenson, Gary Lineker and Mike Ashley like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 On an unrelated note and not a joke apparently Carrick has slated Barry on his facebook status. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mike Ashley Alan Shearer has been hidden from your News Feed. In the future, you won't see posts from Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Joey Barton is pissed off (4 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (5 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (6 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (7 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (8 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (9 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (10 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (11 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (12 days ago) Joey Barton is pissed off (13 days ago) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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