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Arsenal Shocked By New Transfer Request

 

After hearing that a host of his Arsenal players want to leave the club, Arsene Wenger has received yet another blow after the club’s Emirate stadium handed in a written transfer request.

 

The amazing 60,000 seater Emirates stadium has come out publicly today claiming that a ground of such beauty and magnitude should house a team capable of winning Major trophies.

 

Speaking from it’s Villa in Spain the stadium said “It is not good enough, I put on a show every week but get nothing in return, my trophy cabinet is bare.”

 

“Fair enough I won the best pitch award in 2009 but I didn’t see anyone putting on an open top bus parade for that!”

 

The Emirates, who married Valencia’s impressive Mestella stadium in a Church ceremony back in 2006, made headline news earlier this year when it was caught having an affair with Brentford’s Griffin Park.

 

The news of the transfer request will be a massive shock to the Gunners, who will be painfully aware that Tottenham could pounce after their failure to get the Olympic stadium.

 

The Emirates may be reluctant to cross the North London divide but Arsenal chiefs will know that there won’t be a shortage of clubs interested in the ground.

 

How The Emirates May Look In Tottenham White

 

Club manager Arsene Wenger pleaded for patience:

 

“After everything we have been through together it would break my heart to think of losing it to another team.”

 

“If we don’t win anything next season it can go with my blessing.”

 

Manchester United, famous for having a large London fan base would be the Emirates first choice however it would be difficult to see how they could break the emotional bond with Old Trafford.

 

Manchester City have also expressed an interest but only so that no-one else can have it. The rumours have been fuelled by news that City plan to house all of their unwanted players in the stadium and use it as a helicopter landing pad for when the Sheiks visit London.

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Is the black one Yven Moyo?

 

And the other guy is part of the coaching staff by the looks of it.

 

- train0064

 

That's one of the Fitness coaches, he's mates with someone on here! Richie Arkenheed, or something, is his name. He's also a Mackem.

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Is the black one Yven Moyo?

 

And the other guy is part of the coaching staff by the looks of it.

 

- train0064

 

That's one of the Fitness coaches, he's mates with someone on here! Richie Arkenheed, or something, is his name. He's also a Mackem.

 

Mackem fitness coach? Explains a lot of last seasons problems. :lol:

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Mentioned the auction in this thread, about 2/3 weeks ago - no one replied to it! You can follow the foundation on Facebook and Twitter too, I'll post the links when I get back.

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