Mike Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 That brochure is way worse in retrospect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 6.1% have said 2 goals What makes someone inspect that poll, laugh at it and then go "but seriously, i think i'll vote for 2. definitely 2. 2 is the exact number he'll get"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 6.1% have said 2 goals What makes someone inspect that poll, laugh at it and then go "but seriously, i think i'll vote for 2. definitely 2. 2 is the exact number he'll get"? I only put "2" because it says I have to have two options. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 how can that not be the joke version I thought that but after taking his actual character into account it's very believable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Respected! Never gets old... http://williamarruda.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341ca58853ef0120a51e3a68970c-800wi Clean and Fresh what on earth does that mean? Is he some sort of 90's rapper? Also, charismatic! The man is a perfect cure for insomnia. First class Marra, shoulda joined the Marty party. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Well done on your move Michael, break a leg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Well done on your move Michael, break a leg. As long as you don't ask him to break a sweat... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Surely a Giggs but has to be said again. Search for the video titled "Neville Southall has a pop at Michael Owen" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 DIE, YOU CUNT!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 DIE, YOU CUNT!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 POTY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Resilient Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 One greedy bastard there's only one greedy bastard, one greedy bastard, you are one Michael Owen! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Apparently Stoke have already registered 25 players for the Premier League so they're having to apply to see if he would be allowed to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tyson Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Minus any hamstring troubles (a big if), i think he'll reach the ten goal mark for them. Crafty enough in the box to be an asset for them from set-pieces, & Stoke play for stoppages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I think he'll get about 1 in 3 for them...so about 5 goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Stylish and cool? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Minus any hamstring troubles (a big if), i think he'll reach the ten goal mark for them. Crafty enough in the box to be an asset for them from set-pieces, & Stoke play for stoppages. Hope he breaks his legs in first game tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Minus any hamstring troubles (a big if), i think he'll reach the ten goal mark for them. Crafty enough in the box to be an asset for them from set-pieces, & Stoke play for stoppages. Hope he breaks his legs in first game tbh When sitting still on the subs bench. I hope his body just falls apart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him As much as i would love that i would rather the PL tell Stoke to fuck off as they have submitted their list already. Stupid pricks been in talks for weeks so why did they fill the full 25 man squad? Tosspots! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What I would give to witness him getting a good `70s kicking - preferably on the pitch. You know the type: owen bent over being held by the hair by two or three lads who are kicking him in the heed scarves a fluttering. (starred jumper & high-waisters optional, of course) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him Aye, won't forget his post-match Twitter meltdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Seems like most people want him beaten up or injured. I'd prefer him just to be humiliated on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Id like to see him anally violated by an over zealous elephant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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