wacko Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Well, he was probably bored to tears in that treatment room. He had to do something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 It's a special kind of boring c*** who plans for after their career for the whole of the last half of their career ffs. His career ended after he left Liverpool. Anything after that was just free money. The cunt. It shouldn't have really though, he was still a good player when he joined us. Heart the size of a pea though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 It's a special kind of boring c*** who plans for after their career for the whole of the last half of their career ffs. His career ended after he left Liverpool. Anything after that was just free money. The c***. It shouldn't have really though, he was still a good player when he joined us. Heart the size of a pea though. He saw how much money he was and just thought "fuck that". Could play horsies all day and was set for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Yup. When he did his hamstring at the end of 2001, it was all downhill from there. Before that he was fearless, but he lost his bottle completely after that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He's trending on Twitter atm. Something to do with #MichaelOwenFacts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He's trending on Twitter atm. Something to do with #MichaelOwenFacts. About him being the most uninteresting man in the planet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He's trending on Twitter atm. Something to do with #MichaelOwenFacts. Michael Owen's heart is so small Pea brands have threatened to sue anyone claiming his heart is the size of a pea #MichaelOwenFacts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 "michael owen @themichaelowen I've spent the last 6 years planning for life after football doing tv work, coaching badges, setting up a horse training business etc." He certainly wasn't concentrating on his fucking football when he was playing for us, utter fucking cretin. Is it petty of me to think he's taking yet another dig at joining us? 6 years planning for after his career, how many years ago did he join us? Wait, no such thing as petty when it's Michael Owen Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He's trending on Twitter atm. Something to do with #MichaelOwenFacts. About him being the most uninteresting man in the planet well thats not true is it, he once stopped up till midnight on New Years Eve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Some of them are pretty funny. This guy doesn't seem to really get it: soultwinjeff Michael Owen likes horse racing #MichaelOwenFacts soultwinjeff Michael Owen enjoys the German xmas markets #MichaelOwenFacts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He's releasing an app Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is his contract up this summer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Wtf? Of all the people to release an app........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is his contract up this summer? Where you going with this Bub Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is his contract up this summer? Ohhhh hell yeah. No brainer for me. Bring the little fella back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 5 Premier League goals since scoring for us against West Ham 3 years ago this month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is his contract up this summer? Where you going with this Bub I'm wondering who would take him now, unfortunately i could see him lucking into another big club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Everton could be a realistic option for Owen actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is his contract up this summer? Where you going with this Bub I'm wondering who would take him now, unfortunately i could see him lucking into another big club. Ahhh yes.....for a minute i thought you were going to do the unthinkable..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ruined two shirts by getting his name on them. Should have got someone good like Xisco or Luque instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He's releasing an app Is it an interactive version of his brochure? Or just a still photo of his face? Or a video of him playing with toy horses? He can't have an app of only caption competitions..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ruined two shirts by getting his name on them. Should have got someone good like Xisco or Luque instead Should have just got Shola's, that'll outlast religion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I can't believe they gave him a new contract in the first place. Retirement beckons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ruined two shirts by getting his name on them. Should have got someone good like Xisco or Luque instead Should have just got Shola's, that'll outlast religion. Scored more goals for the club too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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