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Mike Williamson (now unemployed)


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Wouldn't surprise me if he gets bullied by his own young kids at home. He's completely weak and spineless.

 

That's not quite fair. If something needs to be said on the field he says it. It's everything else he's rubbish at.

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Had to listen 2nd half on bbc Newcastle as was on way to work, Lowes and Anderson claim he had a great game, was a colossus

 

They've got bigger waist measurements than IQs though so that's no shock.

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That time when he got the ball on the edge of the Palace box with his back to goal and, instead of laying it off to Gouffran (I think) who was in space and facing the goal, he tried to swivel and hit the ball in one go with his left foot was just comical.  I have absolutely no idea what he thought was going to happen.

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Stealing a living because he's tall.

 

Exactly this.

 

The fuckface won the lottery standing at 6 foot plus. How the fuck he can be considered "an athlete" is beyond me. He is so fucking shit at EVERYTHING it isn't even funny. That turn and shot that resulted from our corner....the one he skied high and wide, on his left foot, from outside the box...?? I mean.....the number of awful decisions to get to that specific moment...by himself AND the team, is staggering.

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That time when he got the ball on the edge of the Palace box with his back to goal and, instead of laying it off to Gouffran (I think) who was in space and facing the goal, he tried to swivel and hit the ball in one go with his left foot was just comical.  I have absolutely no idea what he thought was going to happen.

 

Says a lot when that was probably my highlight of the game.

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Stealing a living because he's tall.

 

Exactly this.

 

The fuckface won the lottery standing at 6 foot plus. How the fuck he can be considered "an athlete" is beyond me. He is so fucking shit at EVERYTHING it isn't even funny. That turn and shot that resulted from our corner....the one he skied high and wide, on his left foot, from outside the box...?? I mean.....the number of awful decisions to get to that specific moment...by himself AND the team, is staggering.

 

There are a lot of tall people though, only a handful become Premier League footballers. The whole situation defies any kind of logic.

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I like the "ball watching" phase. Generally if you're ball watching, you're moving to wherever the ball is going, rather than marking your man, then the ball ultimately ends up with the man you left unmarked. In this instance, the ball has already been crossed, and is headed to the exact same place where Willo's man in headed, yet he still didn't move. It's not so much "ball-watching" as it is, "not moving at all".

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Look at the state of Colo too. Stays watching the ball and ends up marking a pointless space. That other Palace player in the first picture would have been able to run in behind Colo, no problem.

 

Our centre backs are awful.

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