EthiGeordie Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Simon Bird send me a message he ask them about it and they say there is no truth about it..... Then again who in the world will belive them? They can not say yes until they get all their money and run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Simon Bird send me a message he ask them about it and they say there is no truth about it..... Then again who in the world will belive them? They can not say yes until they get all their money and run. Clearly happening tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Danny Simpson @shane_fergie u usin ur box tickets satday? shane ferguson @dannysimpson12 naw bud u can use them Bullying the poor lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 OptaJoe Opta Sports 33 - If all shots that hit the woodwork had gone in instead, Birmingham & Newcastle would be in the relegation zone with 33 points. Margins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 OptaJoe Opta Sports 33 - If all shots that hit the woodwork had gone in instead, Birmingham & Newcastle would be in the relegation zone with 33 points. Margins Stats like that are just annoying meaningless nonsense IMO. What if all the shots that didn't hit the target had gone in instead? What if all the passes made on the pitch had been shots instead and they had gone in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I was tempted to rant about that stat meself but it became a bit of an unreadable mess and I gave up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If Andy Carroll had played up front for Newcastle with Suarez all season Newcastle would be in a European place. If fat Mike had spent 350million in the close season Newcastle would be challenging for top 4. Stupid stat!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's a bit better than that, I mean hitting the post is very almost scoring a goal. Just means we've held on by the skin of our teeth sometimes. No shame in that, we've had some fucking shitty luck this year too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If all of the deflected shots that resulted in goals had missed the target, Newcastle would have wrapped up the Premier League title in March. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If all of the deflected shots that resulted in goals had missed the target, Newcastle would have wrapped up the Premier League title in March. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I've not even noticed our woodwork get hit that much this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If the dog hadn't have stopped to shit,he'd have caught the rabbit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If i wasn't in a relationship it would not be called cheating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If me auntie had a dick she'd be me uncle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Curls Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 If I wasn't retarded, I might have an idea what people are talking about in this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Shefki Kuqi has and 18 inch by 6 inch battering ram of a schlong which he regularly uses to destroy vaginas and knock down buildings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flatline Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Shefki Kuqi has and 18 inch by 6 inch battering ram of a schlong which he regularly uses to destroy vaginas and knock down buildings. I bet you wouldnt mind spreading your hams for that schlong? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Shefki Kuqi has and 18 inch by 6 inch battering ram of a schlong which he regularly uses to destroy vaginas and knock down buildings. I bet you wouldnt mind spreading your hams for that schlong? Your well filthy, you are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I was tempted to rant about that stat meself but it became a bit of an unreadable mess and I gave up That happens to me all the time Sometimes I just think "fuck it, i'm not wasting my time here" and just post it anyway (leaves self open to easy pun) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Suprised the mackems hugging each other pic (sexy jailbait bird in white) hasn't came out in this page yet tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMag Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Have you seen this? http://twitter.com/#!/AlanSmithy17 Apparently it's Alan Smith's ex-girlfriend. Pretty funny tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson @AlanSmithy17 is another fake twitter account! Just another #egg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Have you seen this? http://twitter.com/#!/AlanSmithy17 Apparently it's Alan Smith's ex-girlfriend. Pretty funny tbh fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "Oh he wants to finish his career in the U.S as he can play till the late 30s and still get good money and a good lifestyle" Absolutely no way, even in the US, that Alan Smith could play til his late 30s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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