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Revolution Number 9

Revolution Number 9

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Saturday evening in the life of Steve Bruce

 

 

 

'f***s sake.  Another hammering.  At least I'm taking the Mrs out tonight'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01537/steve_bruce_1537034c.jpg

 

 

Onion bhaji, Chicken Madras, Keema Pilau, plain naan, paratha, sag aloo and a pint of Cobra.  f*** I can't wait for this'

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.co.uk/media/2010/03/steve-bruce-10310_307x230.jpg

 

 

'f*** me, that Madras was hot'

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nejournal/dec2010/4/5/steve-bruce-69293906.jpg

 

 

'The Mrs couldn't finish her Chicken Dansak, so I ate that too.  I feel f***ing bloated'

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/4/29/1272570683852/Steve-Bruce-006.jpg

 

 

'Upon reflection, I shouldn't have ate that Dansak.  Anyway, time go go home.  TAAAAAXXXXXIIIIIII.  f***, that Dansak isn't sitting well like'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01460/steve_bruce_1460059c.jpg

 

 

'Slow down you f***ing nutcase, you're not a f***ing rally driver, that curry's gonna come up in a minute!'

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/mar2011/1/0/steve-bruce-495638590.jpg

 

 

*upon arrive home, his lass gets to the bathroom first*

 

'FOR f***s SAKE WOMAN!  I'M f***ing TOUCHING CLOTH HERE!!!!'  MY ARSE IS f***ing BURNING YOU c***!!!  I'M GONNA COME AND f***ing s*** ON YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE f*** UP!'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00999/steve_bruce_999867a.jpg

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article804668.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Steve-Bruce-Norwich-Sunderland-cropped

 

"Fuck! Forgot to get some more bog roll on the way back!"

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Dokko

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Saturday evening in the life of Steve Bruce

 

 

 

'f***s sake.  Another hammering.  At least I'm taking the Mrs out tonight'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01537/steve_bruce_1537034c.jpg

 

 

Onion bhaji, Chicken Madras, Keema Pilau, plain naan, paratha, sag aloo and a pint of Cobra.  f*** I can't wait for this'

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.co.uk/media/2010/03/steve-bruce-10310_307x230.jpg

 

 

'f*** me, that Madras was hot'

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nejournal/dec2010/4/5/steve-bruce-69293906.jpg

 

 

'The Mrs couldn't finish her Chicken Dansak, so I ate that too.  I feel f***ing bloated'

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/4/29/1272570683852/Steve-Bruce-006.jpg

 

 

'Upon reflection, I shouldn't have ate that Dansak.  Anyway, time go go home.  TAAAAAXXXXXIIIIIII.  f***, that Dansak isn't sitting well like'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01460/steve_bruce_1460059c.jpg

 

 

'Slow down you f***ing nutcase, you're not a f***ing rally driver, that curry's gonna come up in a minute!'

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/mar2011/1/0/steve-bruce-495638590.jpg

 

 

*upon arrive home, his lass gets to the bathroom first*

 

'FOR f***s SAKE WOMAN!  I'M f***ing TOUCHING CLOTH HERE!!!!'  MY ARSE IS f***ing BURNING YOU c***!!!  I'M GONNA COME AND f***ing s*** ON YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE f*** UP!'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00999/steve_bruce_999867a.jpg

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article804668.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Steve-Bruce-Norwich-Sunderland-cropped

 

"Fuck! Forgot to get some more bog roll on the way back!"

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/01/800x600/Steve-Bruce-Wigan-Tottenham-Hotspur-Premier-L_1764401.jpg

 

"who you calling pissed, ive only had four cobras"

 

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http://images.teamtalk.com/08/01/800x600/Steve_Bruce_624619.jpg

 

"Ooh pet, time for bed is it? Gan on then"

 

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/107bruce_468x565.jpg

 

"Giz a sec, let me take me make-up off"

 

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/mar2010/6/7/steve-bruce-848742878.jpg

 

"And take me teeth out"

 

http://www.footballtournaments4u.com/wp-content/gallery/steve-bruce/steve-bruce2.jpg

 

"Buuughh...oh man woman, you could have shaved"

 

http://www.thefootballsocial.co.uk/images/players/sunderland/Steve%20Bruce.jpg

 

"Fuk it am out, your on your own the neet"

 

 

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Revolution Number 9

Revolution Number 9

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http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimage/nphm_23_04_11_sunderland_wigan_bruce_1_1_3402666!image/4271935469.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/4271935469.jpg

 

"You are now hypnotised... you will go in the kitchen and make me some chips..."

 

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimage/frbruce3434_1_3324849!image/3254564133.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3254564133.jpg

 

"Fuck me, the questions on this Deal or No Deal are nearly as hard as Millionaire!"

 

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00609/Football_-_Premier__609982t.jpg

 

"And then, I brought on Elmohammady!"

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Who are these foreigners Newcastle have plucked out of obscurity? Cabaye? Cabbage? From Lilt? Isn't that a drink? Pah, he's done nothing. Look at him, he hasn't scored a goal. Gardner has, this Frenchie hasn't, haha and they think they actually have a better team, what a set of delusional Geordie fuckwits. I can't believe how much luck they keep getting. Their strikers consistently scoring - I mean, how lucky is that? The goals will dry up and then they'll really struggle. Just look at when we played them, we were all over them then 1 lucky free kick and they nicked it. Wish some people would have some more faith in Bruce, we're getting no luck at the moment but just look at them filthy barcode twats, they're going through a lucky period, we're not, and we'll soon enough be ahead of them. They've got a shit manager, shit owner and idiots for fans. Mag at work today pointed to their league position, I bet he expects them to finish in the top 4, and when they don't, hahaha how stupid they'll all look. Wouldn't have any of their players man, Coloccini is a joke with his stupid hair, Tiote looks like he'll always get sent off, Best is shit, Ben Arfa is a total crock. They'll get found out. Krul, another foreigner who will get found out. They're not a patch on seasoned Man Utd veterans such as O'Shea and Brown. They ooze class, just like our club. Let them laugh, we'll have the last laugh as we always do. Shit, blacked out for a moment there, again! Fuck, we lost. Again.

 

 

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Who are these foreigners Newcastle have plucked out of obscurity? Cabaye? Cabbage? From Lilt? Isn't that a drink? Pah, he's done nothing. Look at him, he hasn't scored a goal. Gardner has, this Frenchie hasn't, haha and they think they actually have a better team, what a set of delusional Geordie fuckwits. I can't believe how much luck they keep getting. Their strikers consistently scoring - I mean, how lucky is that? The goals will dry up and then they'll really struggle. Just look at when we played them, we were all over them then 1 lucky free kick and they nicked it. Wish some people would have some more faith in Bruce, we're getting no luck at the moment but just look at them filthy barcode twats, they're going through a lucky period, we're not, and we'll soon enough be ahead of them. They've got a s*** manager, s*** owner and idiots for fans. Mag at work today pointed to their league position, I bet he expects them to finish in the top 4, and when they don't, hahaha how stupid they'll all look. Wouldn't have any of their players man, Coloccini is a joke with his stupid hair, Tiote looks like he'll always get sent off, Best is s***, Ben Arfa is a total crock. They'll get found out. Krul, another foreigner who will get found out. They're not a patch on seasoned Man Utd veterans such as O'Shea and Brown. They ooze class, just like our club. Let them laugh, we'll have the last laugh as we always do. s***, blacked out for a moment there, again! f***, we lost. Again.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Who are these foreigners Newcastle have plucked out of obscurity? Cabaye? Cabbage? From Lilt? Isn't that a drink? Pah, he's done nothing. Look at him, he hasn't scored a goal. Gardner has, this Frenchie hasn't, haha and they think they actually have a better team, what a set of delusional Geordie fuckwits. I can't believe how much luck they keep getting. Their strikers consistently scoring - I mean, how lucky is that? The goals will dry up and then they'll really struggle. Just look at when we played them, we were all over them then 1 lucky free kick and they nicked it. Wish some people would have some more faith in Bruce, we're getting no luck at the moment but just look at them filthy barcode twats, they're going through a lucky period, we're not, and we'll soon enough be ahead of them. They've got a s*** manager, s*** owner and idiots for fans. Mag at work today pointed to their league position, I bet he expects them to finish in the top 4, and when they don't, hahaha how stupid they'll all look. Wouldn't have any of their players man, Coloccini is a joke with his stupid hair, Tiote looks like he'll always get sent off, Best is s***, Ben Arfa is a total crock. They'll get found out. Krul, another foreigner who will get found out. They're not a patch on seasoned Man Utd veterans such as O'Shea and Brown. They ooze class, just like our club. Let them laugh, we'll have the last laugh as we always do. s***, blacked out for a moment there, again! f***, we lost. Again.

 

 

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I could name about 5 of their players who would walk into our side, ....Bollocks .....they have some decent players but not one who would definately start in our side right now (Carroll or Barton would have) just because we are currently pants doesn't mean the squad is weak - it simply means they are playing badly.

 

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