Village Idiot Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 http://stevieandxabi.livejournal.com/ Oh my god. WHAT Vampire Liverpool fanfic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Just read one where Xabi Alonso goes to a party hosted by Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres. Alonso doesn't like Torres because he's cheating on Ramos with Steven Gerrard (Alonso's ex boyfriend). This is the best thing on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/3425/oxqtc1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 good lord Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 fuckaluckadingdong thats EROTIC I think I might read it on the bus like the lasses do these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Fan Fiction of any description is awful... but Liverpool fanfic? WTF is wrong with these people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Rafa Benitez has revealed he was surprised that he was not approached by Liverpool to replace Kenny Dalglish at Anfield in the summer. The former Reds boss had expressed an interest in returning to the helm to succeed Dalglish following the Scot's departure in May. However, Liverpool's American owners overlooked Benitez and plumped for Brendan Rodgers to take charge of the side. Benitez, who guided Liverpool to Champions League and FA Cup glory during his five seasons on Merseyside, feels his success at the club should have earned him the opportunity to try and succeed Dalglish. "It was strange not to be approached," Benitez told the Irish Independent. "We know the club, the players, the Academy and we have even more experience now...the fans were positive about the idea." Benitez, who has been out of work since leaving Inter Milan in 2010, believes despite a disappointing last season at Anfield his record stands up to the test. "We used to play so many important games that it seemed it was normal and it wasn't," added Benitez. "People were talking about 'the past', but just a few years ago Liverpool FC was No.1 in Europe." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Liverpool FC was No.1 in Europe." Yup, just like Chelsea are No. 1 in Europe as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Ok can we move all the discussions about it to the Hillsborough thread, their next game league game is in two days and we need to make space for the jokes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Ok can we move all the discussions about it to the Hillsborough thread, their next game league game is in two days and we need to make space for the jokes. OK Calm Down, Calm Down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Seems like the 'Being Liverpool' documentary is a fluffy bunny PR piece rather than getting stuck in, whipping off their trousers and taking a torch to their undercrackers. Deeply disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Seems like the 'Being Liverpool' documentary is a fluffy bunny PR piece rather than getting stuck in, whipping off their trousers and taking a torch to their undercrackers. Deeply disappointing. What were you expecting from a club commisioned documentary? Footage of King Kenny stuffing whiskey bottles up his hoop? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Seems like the 'Being Liverpool' documentary is a fluffy bunny PR piece rather than getting stuck in, whipping off their trousers and taking a torch to their undercrackers. Deeply disappointing. What were you expecting from a club commisioned documentary? Footage of King Kenny stuffing whiskey bottles up his hoop? The forum certainly has a penchant for the graphic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Seems like the 'Being Liverpool' documentary is a fluffy bunny PR piece rather than getting stuck in, whipping off their trousers and taking a torch to their undercrackers. Deeply disappointing. What were you expecting from a club commisioned documentary? Footage of King Kenny stuffing whiskey bottles up his hoop? Not expected, no. But I certainly hoped for footage like King Kenny stuffing whiskey bottles up his hoop. /hope it leaks out at least. //the candid bits. ///... onto Youtube. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Ok can we move all the discussions about it to the Hillsborough thread, their next game league game is in two days and we need to make space for the jokes. Done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Hoping for the shittest 0-0 ever with a few red cards and injuries on either side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 After what's happened this week, they're nailed on to win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Suarez to score a last minute winner, in doing so colliding with the post knocking his teeth out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 After what's happened this week, they're nailed on to win. Players will fold under the pressure. Several are sacked the next day for failing to respect the city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Joe Allen seen at one point smiling during the warm up. Hounded out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 José has his contract terminated for staring at the sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Joe Allen seen at one point smiling during the warm up. Hounded out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Suarez to score a last minute winner, in doing so colliding with the post knocking his teeth out.... ...bringing on worldwide destruction followed by a nuclear winter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Didn't see this from Rodgers on Lucas' injury. "He's one of the disciples I would say, he understands totally what we're doing" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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