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"Hello, Kev, its Chris."

"A'right, Chrisy Lad."

"I've told you not to call me that."

"Don't talk back, Chris."

"Sorry, Kev."

"Ahem."

"...King Kev."

"Better. What you calling about, Skunky?"

"This lad, Ben Arfa, he any good?"

"Where does he play?"

"Playmaker, behind the forwar..."

"No, he's shite."

"Thank you, King Kev."

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"Hello, Kev, its Chris."

"A'right, Chrisy Lad."

"I've told you not to call me that."

"Don't talk back, Chris."

"Sorry, Kev."

"Ahem."

"...King Kev."

"Better. What you calling about, Skunky?"

"This lad, Ben Arfa, he any good?"

"Where does he play?"

"Playmaker, behind the forwar..."

"No, he's s****."

"Thank you, King Kev."

:lol:

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We f***ed about too long. Our own fault.

 

And I feel a tit sitting here in the new Werder shirt reading this. haha.

Atleast you can still get his name on your shirt.

True. I bought it from Sports Direct too.

 

Despite all that, this is depressing stuff. We are desperate for players and a bit of creativity. Time is running out and I dread to think who we will go in for now. Fuckin Ashley man! :angry: We could have had him for a snip you tight cunt!

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According to the article we faxed our final offer today: €800k plus an option to buy for €5.5m if he played 25 Premier League games.

 

:mackems:

 

Hey don't knock it. That's a generous offer that realistically matches the true value of the player in this market.

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Has Chris got a backup option?

 

Dunno. Are there any other talented internationals who are perfect for what we need, have fallen out with their club, are going for fuck all and also happen to be desperate to join us?

 

I imagine that's the question Mike Ashley is asking right now...

 

Exactly Dave, exactly. What a fucking cunt this man is.

 

No doubt I'll be told how great it is that we're keeping the powder dry. Not by you obviously but then you've got a brain cell or two.

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