La Parka Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Got work in half an hour. If this aint confirmed ill be pissed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:26, Northerngimp said: Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Was expecting to see "Ben Arfa signs for Werber Bremen when I signed on", chuffed that this as far from the case as possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:29, Gorilla said: Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:31, Northerngimp said: Quote Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:28, Leeds Mag said: Got work in half an hour. If this aint confirmed ill be pissed! Do you drink at work? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:32, Skirge said: Quote Quote Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:33, Northerngimp said: Quote Quote Quote Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first. If you've got some Vodka start spiking her wine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:33, Gorilla said: Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first. If you've got some Vodka start spiking her wine. Wont work, i only have Brandy and she fucking hates it., Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:33, Gorilla said: Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Can i start stroking myself yet? If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first. If you've got some Vodka start spiking her wine. See planning that's what I like to see... you have to have a plan of attack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Put the brandy in then a bit of balsamic vinegar to balance it out, she wont notice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 i could see liverpool going for him actually, babel not liked,benayoun away........cole more central,leave them bare arsed on the left really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:37, Gorilla said: Put the brandy in then a bit of balsamic vinegar to balance it out, she wont notice. She would like! Just gonner start stroking mesel now. mmmmmmmmmmmm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:37, Gorilla said: Put the brandy in then a bit of balsamic vinegar to balance it out, she wont notice. Fkn hell its Macgyver of the sexual assault world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scottfx Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 The scoucers are talking about him on their forum.. http://forums.liverpoolfc.tv/showthread.php?p=4035683 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Banter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 the last few days i've had a scene from auf pet stuck in my head. 2nd series when they were trying to weadle their way back into the barley mow and dennis is giving the spiel to arthur and Oz shouts "HAS THAT BASTARD GIVEN IN YET ?" just about sums up how i feel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:39, Skirge said: Quote Put the brandy in then a bit of balsamic vinegar to balance it out, she wont notice. Fkn hell its Macgyver of the sexual assault world McBeast! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I'm fairly certain that he won't be signing for anyone other than us and that Liverpool were probably never interested in him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:43, South Tynedale Mag said: I'm fairly certain that he won't be signing for anyone other than us and that Liverpool were probably never interested in him. Agreed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:41, madras said: the last few days i've had a scene from auf pet stuck in my head. 2nd series when they were trying to weadle their way back into the barley mow and dennis is giving the spiel to arthur and Oz shouts "HAS THAT BASTARD GIVEN IN YET ?" just about sums up how i feel. Bacon Balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 On 27/08/2010 at 17:45, South Tynedale Mag said: Quote the last few days i've had a scene from auf pet stuck in my head. 2nd series when they were trying to weadle their way back into the barley mow and dennis is giving the spiel to arthur and Oz shouts "HAS THAT b****** GIVEN IN YET ?" just about sums up how i feel. Bacon Balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Forget all this 'page 200', 'page 300' guessing......what i REALLY want is post number 10000, which i think would be the 10th post of page 334. guaranteed by the end of the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Still not signed? What a twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Madras I used to have that Oz line as my text message tone on my phone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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