GM Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Sky are quite clever about their accidentally leaving their mics open. Ask Gordon Brown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Sky are quite clever about their accidentally leaving their mics open. Ask Gordon Brown. It's quite refreshing to see that they aren't above stabbing their own in the back with it for the sake of a good story. Not that they both didn't deserve it mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Funny how you refer to Keysie with word that repulses most women, of course you had a sie on the end. Generally, women tend not to like the use of the 'C' word but they don't tend to have a problem with the penis related rude words. That's sexist! I do wonder why you refer to Richard Keys as "Keysie". Is he a mate of yours or something? Is Steven Gerrard "Stevie G" to you too? Thespence is ITK. He met Keys online. He was having some financial trouble on his recent visit to Nigeria so TheSpence loaned him a few quid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Funny how you refer to Keysie with word that repulses most women, of course you had a sie on the end. Generally, women tend not to like the use of the 'C' word but they don't tend to have a problem with the penis related rude words. That's sexist! I do wonder why you refer to Richard Keys as "Keysie". Is he a mate of yours or something? Is Steven Gerrard "Stevie G" to you too? Keysie,Lamps, Jay, Carra, Kammy, Brucie, Arry, Merse, Moysie.....put it down to watching a lot football/football shows on Skysports over the years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Sky are quite clever about their accidentally leaving their mics open. Ask Gordon Brown. Takes the heat off the phone hacking crew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Sky are quite clever about their accidentally leaving their mics open. Ask Gordon Brown. Interesting, given that Gray is trying to sue NotW over phone-hacking... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! FIGHT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 This thread is going well offside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! FIGHT! Nah, I like Cath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tall Striker Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 This thread is going well offside. Nah it's not [/woman] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Oh well, you clearly win. Chill out man, they're winding you up and you're biting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Women are designed to have babies, men aren't designed to be kicked in the balls, plus the amount of painkillers these days is cheating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. Does you have brown eyes to match your nose, arselicker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Women are designed to have babies, men aren't designed to be kicked in the balls, plus the amount of painkillers these days is cheating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. Does you have brown eyes to match your nose, arselicker? I GOT ME A BIG LIVE ONE HERE BOYS!!! REEL THAT FUCKER IN! YEE-HAW!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gciFoEbOA8 And erm, yes my eyes are brown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Aye but the first two were disallowed because the baby pushed out ahead of the last midwife back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Aye but the first two were disallowed because the baby pushed out ahead of the last midwife back. She didn't spot that in real time though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I'll pick the winner between cat and Blef depending on who makes me the best sandwich. GOGOGOGOGOGO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Did you use table condiments to show him though? That's where he'll really grasp it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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