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Who is the most technically inept player to (dis)grace our first team?


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Cant believe no-one mentioned Ryan Taylor. Worst player by a country mile.

 

Technically one of the best actually, just lacks physical attributes

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I remember watching Danny Simpson doing a bit of long range passsing on the pitch with someone before a game once and thinking that his first touch was quite frankly, utterly disgusting for a professional footballer. Time and time again it would just bobble around of his feet then travel 18 yards.

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People that have played for their country or have played CL semi finals cannot be the most technically inept in our squad.

 

Dirk Kuyt.

 

You surely doing this on purpose.

 

Pointing out that players with limited technique can play at the highest level?  Yes, I made that post on purpose.

 

 

 

Dirk Kuyt is nowhere near approaching technically inept.

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Cant believe no-one mentioned Ryan Taylor. Worst player by a country mile.

 

Technically one of the best actually, just lacks physical attributes

 

Are you on glue?

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Cant believe no-one mentioned Ryan Taylor. Worst player by a country mile.

 

Technically one of the best actually, just lacks physical attributes

 

Are you on glue?

 

aye, you've had a mare. Raylor is far from being technically poor, he is just shit.

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Cant believe no-one mentioned Ryan Taylor. Worst player by a country mile.

 

Technically one of the best actually, just lacks physical attributes

 

Are you on glue?

 

I'll humour you with a response

 

Ryan Taylor strikes a ball as well as anyone in the club. His strike against Chelsea and accrington Stanley are testament to that.

 

Learn to watch the game for yourself instead of relying on the opinions of others

 

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People that have played for their country or have played CL semi finals cannot be the most technically inept in our squad.

 

Dirk Kuyt.

 

You surely doing this on purpose.

 

Pointing out that players with limited technique can play at the highest level?  Yes, I made that post on purpose.

 

 

 

Dirk Kuyt is nowhere near approaching technically inept.

 

He doesn't have to be for my point to stand.

 

Relatively speaking his technique is extremely poor in comparison to the players around him.

 

Also, I'd contest the use of 'inept' in this thread.  There isn't a single footballer in the EPL who warrants that descriptor.

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Also, I'd contest the use of 'inept' in this thread.  There isn't a single footballer in the EPL who warrants that descriptor.

 

You used the word 'inept' in the first place.

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What a holocaust of a thread.

 

Only because of 'contributions' such as your own...

 

Not because the OP stinks of fail?

 

Yes, I admit that calling Jonas the most technically inept player in the squad is stupid.  He isn't, but my criticisms of him are valid.

 

Still, the response, be it somewhat familiar and predictable, by the masses on here has been nothing short of pathetic. 

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