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Bendtner had Arsenal assistant boss Pat Rice in stitches as he even shocked a sports shrink during a psychology test on self-perceived competence.

 

French psychologist Jacques Crevoisier, a trusted expert who regularly works with Arsenal’s players, carried out a series of psychometric tests to see if their brain power matched their football ability.

 

Bendtner, who has claimed he will become one of the best strikers in the world within five years, showed self belief that Crevoisier had never seen in previous players he has worked with like Thierry Henry, Nicolas Anelka and David Trezeguet.

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Crevoisier, in an interview with Swedish magazine Offside, said: “One of the categories is called ‘self perceived competence,’ i.e. how good the player himself thinks he is. On a scale up to 9, Bendtner got 10!

 

“We have never seen that before. Pat Rice was sitting next to me and couldn’t stop laughing.

 

When Bendtner misses a chance, he is always genuinely convinced that it wasn’t his fault. You might say that’s a problem, and to a certain degree it can be.

 

“But you can also view it as this guy has an remarkably ability to come back after setbacks.”

 

Crevoisier has devised a series of up to 117 questions to analyse self belief, concentration levels and determination.

 

Arsene Wenger has known his fellow Frenchman for 40 years and Crevoisier - who specialises in working with young French players at the country’s Clairefontaine academy - has worked at Arsenal to help their youngsters.

 

It is designed to ensure that Arsenal boss Wenger’s players have the confidence to match their ability and, in Bendtner’s case, that is something that is clearly not lacking.

 

Denmark striker Bendtner claimed earlier this season that, when fully fit, he should always be in the Arsenal starting line-up and he was getting fed-up of being left on the bench.

 

Now it is clear that Bendtner will never lose that self-confidence even when he is battling with Robin van Persie and Marouane Chamakh for a place in the Arsenal team.

 

Bendtner has been in good form recently but has divided opinions in the past among Arsenal fans after missing big chances during games.

 

 

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Bendtner had Arsenal assistant boss Pat Rice in stitches as he even shocked a sports shrink during a psychology test on self-perceived competence.

 

French psychologist Jacques Crevoisier, a trusted expert who regularly works with Arsenals players, carried out a series of psychometric tests to see if their brain power matched their football ability.

 

Bendtner, who has claimed he will become one of the best strikers in the world within five years, showed self belief that Crevoisier had never seen in previous players he has worked with like Thierry Henry, Nicolas Anelka and David Trezeguet.

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Crevoisier, in an interview with Swedish magazine Offside, said: One of the categories is called self perceived competence, i.e. how good the player himself thinks he is. On a scale up to 9, Bendtner got 10!

 

We have never seen that before. Pat Rice was sitting next to me and couldnt stop laughing.

 

When Bendtner misses a chance, he is always genuinely convinced that it wasnt his fault. You might say thats a problem, and to a certain degree it can be.

 

But you can also view it as this guy has an remarkably ability to come back after setbacks.

 

Crevoisier has devised a series of up to 117 questions to analyse self belief, concentration levels and determination.

 

Arsene Wenger has known his fellow Frenchman for 40 years and Crevoisier - who specialises in working with young French players at the countrys Clairefontaine academy - has worked at Arsenal to help their youngsters.

 

It is designed to ensure that Arsenal boss Wengers players have the confidence to match their ability and, in Bendtners case, that is something that is clearly not lacking.

 

Denmark striker Bendtner claimed earlier this season that, when fully fit, he should always be in the Arsenal starting line-up and he was getting fed-up of being left on the bench.

 

Now it is clear that Bendtner will never lose that self-confidence even when he is battling with Robin van Persie and Marouane Chamakh for a place in the Arsenal team.

 

Bendtner has been in good form recently but has divided opinions in the past among Arsenal fans after missing big chances during games.

 

 

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Show me a good striker who isn't extremely confident.

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Scored a goal every 132.75 minutes last season in games that he started, all but 1 of his goals were scored in these types of games.

 

He actually scored 8 in total for Arsenal, but only 1 in the league. The other 2 were for Denmark if ESPN is right.

 

5 assists was right, but only 1 of them in the league as well. Assist every 212.4 minutes. All came in games he started.

 

I love stats, me.

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PS: He only played 415 minutes total in the league, like. 3 of those were starts and he only completed 2 of them.

 

There's no real context in any of these stats at all, which is always the way, I just like winding Sewell up. I happen to agree that he looks like he has everything necessary to be bonza.

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He is better than all our current strikers [/myeyes&brain]

 

Aye, was sort of making the point that statistics don't tell the whole story/can be used any way you like really.

 

I haven't seen enough of Ba to really judge, but I'd be fairly confident saying that he's better than the others.

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Bendtner do have great technique imo. He rather often dribles past to create space for himself and do some neat stuff on the pitch. And he does have physical presence aswell a great targetman. More in the berbatov mould.

 

And as I stated earlier, I really do think Ba prefers to play off a bigger man then himself beeing the mobile player trying to find space to finish. I do believe he played off a bigger man in hoffenheim. Aswell as he did it in West Ham.

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Stats are always completely shite.

 

As for Bendtner, dread to think what he'd look like in our team. Still, only 23 and starting regularly could produce the best in him.

 

Tooooo far. :knuppel2:

 

I don't think many centre-half partnerships would fancy going up against Ba/Bendtner like, there's a lot to contend with there, although as I've said it does have all the hallmarks of being a bit of a hitty-missy combo at times.

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Such wit.

What can I say, in my opinion I didn't think you would be able to understand a higher form of wit, sarcasim and other lower forms is where I thought your level is so I decided to try and not to confuse you.
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Such wit.

What can I say, in my opinion I didn't think you would be able to understand a higher form of wit, sarcasim and other lower forms is where I thought your level is so I decided to try and not to confuse you.

 

Thanks for that. A lot of your posts do confuse me, funnily enough. :thup:

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