wormy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Is there a beginner's guide to betting anywhere? It's pretty simple stuff really - very intuitive. 1. Make sure your parents haven't named you Neil or Wormy. 2. After you have placed a bet that should not come off, come to this thread and write 'Do it.' 3. Wait until the 87th minute and the ball will bounce into the net off some player's arse, at which point you must come back here and write 'Decent ' That's all there is to it. If you have any questions after that, which I highly doubt, well maybe this just isn't your game. :lol: Fuck. My name's wormy. Couldn't have let me in on this shit earlier? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Is there a beginner's guide to betting anywhere? You could do 'street gambling'. It's a bet with gravity, you throw your money down a drain and bet with gravity that it bounces back out. Pretty much the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 The bit in brackets are results which have already happened, El Wormo. Ah right. Thought it was for future midweek shit. Didn't even register it could be previous fixtures. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'm confused, Belo, what's the structure of that? Am I just being an idiot? The paranthesis are seperate bets? Is it a treble? Trixie? No, the paranthesis are just to show that the games are already played. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Is there a beginner's guide to betting anywhere? It's pretty simple stuff really - very intuitive. 1. Make sure your parents haven't named you Neil or Wormy. 2. After you have placed a bet that should not come off, come to this thread and write 'Do it.' 3. Wait until the 87th minute and the ball will bounce into the net off some player's arse, at which point you must come back here and write 'Decent ' That's all there is to it. If you have any questions after that, which I highly doubt, well maybe this just isn't your game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Is there a beginner's guide to betting anywhere? You could do 'street gambling'. It's a bet with gravity, you throw your money down a drain and bet with gravity that it bounces back out. Pretty much the same thing. Well get Mr Deep Analogy To Make Us Feel Like All Worthless Cunts For Having A Vice In Life all up in our grill. Must shorten that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Beren, you know what I like about you? Absolutely fuck all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Beren is good people. /wormy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Huddersfield, Brentford, Ipswich trixie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Newcastle, Spurs, Blackpool, Charlton, and Draws in Eve/Sun and Ful/Chel - 51/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I put an accumulator on the top 4 English leagues on back in July and deliberately haven't checked on it since and actually forgot who I'd backed. Checked it this morning... £10 E/W (£20 stake) on Man Utd, West Ham, Charlton & Swindon I had been laughing at Fat Sam cocking it up (actually thought I'd backed Reading for some reason) but not anymore. I'm still on for about £300 but if West Ham can get their act together I'd net just under £14,000. They're currently 4 points behind with 5 games to play but Southampton still have to play Reading so it's not all over yet. COME ON THE HAMMERS!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I put an accumulator on the top 4 English leagues on back in July and deliberately haven't checked on it since and actually forgot who I'd backed. Checked it this morning... £10 E/W (£20 stake) on Man Utd, West Ham, Charlton & Swindon I had been laughing at Fat Sam cocking it up (actually thought I'd backed Reading for some reason) but not anymore. I'm still on for about £300 but if West Ham can get their act together I'd net just under £14,000. They're currently 4 points behind with 5 games to play but Southampton still have to play Reading so it's not all over yet. COME ON THE HAMMERS!!!! Hope they do it for you, that would be some win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Wow, good luck mate. Any way of laying that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Rosenborg -1 today, thoughts Kazeiro/scandinavians? Probably going to double up with spurs -1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Decent team out today, what are people going for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Decent team out today, what are people going for? Eh, wait. Cisse, Ba, HBA, Cabaye and Colo all starting. Surely a Bolton win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Rosenborg -1 today, thoughts Kazeiro/scandinavians? Probably going to double up with spurs -1. Should be ok, but Sogndal have had a decent start this season and won 4-0 in their first away game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Decent team out today, what are people going for? Eh, wait. Cisse, Ba, HBA, Cabaye and Colo all starting. Surely a Bolton win? Still unsure wether to go for Ba first goalscorer or take Cisse first 1-20 minutes. I've held off putting that bet on 2 games in a row and it would have fucking paid out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 125€ on us. 66€ on us -1. That's all for now. Do it. Added: 150€ on us 50€ on us -1. (Colo/Cab Bonus-Bet) 15€ on us/Fulham/Everton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Earlier bets + Huddersfield @ 6/4 Swindon-1.0 @ 2.10 Papiss Cisse FGS @ 10/3 Trixie, 4 bets Newcastle (-1) @ 13/10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Live bet 235€ on us. Still think we'll do it. + 200€. Fucking stupid probably. Or genius... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Compounding your misery, David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 There's no misery. It'll be a success come the 90th minute.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Tempted to lay on the draw now. We just don't look like we have the lungs for it today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Tempted to lay on the draw now. We just don't look like we have the lungs for it today. If the same game was to be played with Man Utd there instead of us, everyone would be jumping at the odds we're at now. Think we'll get at least one goal. They've not looked threatening at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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