Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 SSN signing Parker? They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png "Magnets are too expensive. If we can find a source of constantly falling water, and maybe a wooden wheel of some sorts..." http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100202-coslog-lost-466px-1030a.jpg A use for Alan Smith?! He fouled the wheel. Got sent off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maybe we should go for Gyan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Fox Soccer shout out on SSN. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maybe we should go for Gyan? Could be OK back-up for about £6m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees. Tits are fantastic at their job, but when you're watching for content, (admittedly there are only two days in the year where you watch SSN for content) tits aren't adding anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Leon_Mann Leon Mann by danroan Very close source to Asamoah Gyan tells me he's handed in a transfer request. #SAFC "Dear The Manager Blob, Please do not sign Peter Giraffe. Thanks, G-Man. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Look at the fucking gob on this knacker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sydneycove Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maybe we should go for Gyan? Cheeky 5 million.... Problem is he might actually join then Still waiting for Ashley to make a cheeky 100k bid for Neymar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Has he really put on that much weight or are you overexaggerating? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Crazy that Neymar hasn't moved. ...or has he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Leon_Mann Leon Mann by danroan Very close source to Asamoah Gyan tells me he's handed in a transfer request. #SAFC Leaving it late isn't he, thicker than Ranger that Gyan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ages left lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teohgk Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 is that Raylor's father reporting there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ages left lads. BUT I WANT THINGS TO HAPPEN NOW! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees. Tits are fantastic at their job, but when you're watching for content, (admittedly there are only two days in the year where you watch SSN for content) tits aren't adding anything. They do add lots to content. I would rather be informed about the day's transfer dealings by a comely pair of mammaries than, for instance, that creepy kidnapper blokey that was on just before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Spurs Lodge......cringe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 is that Raylor's father reporting there? At least this guy has a reason to never smile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 SSN signing Parker? They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sydneycove Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 BTW how long left in the window? Ahhhh 3pm over there got it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maiga confirmed as signed on nufc.co.uk!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 BTW how long left in the window? Ffs look at clock you cock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jukeboxromeo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Cheeky from Asamoah there, he comes back in pre-season overweight, complacent and sh*t then proceeds to hand in a transfer request on the final day of the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maiga confirmed as signed on nufc.co.uk!!! Yawn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Maiga confirmed as signed on nufc.co.uk!!! What ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees. Tits are fantastic at their job, but when you're watching for content, (admittedly there are only two days in the year where you watch SSN for content) tits aren't adding anything. They do add lots to content. I would rather be informed about the day's transfer dealings by a comely pair of mammaries than, for instance, that creepy kidnapper blokey that was on just before. So they get the best two women on SSN to work together for the run into the deadline. Newcastle get busier than hell. You wouldn't hear anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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