James Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Forget about competition for the first team. Whereas before the NUFC Calendar was about a few stars plus a few others who happen to be in the first team, this year some seriously top players are going to miss out on being in the NUFC Calendar. So who are your twelve? For me: January - Alan Pardew February - Hatem Ben Arfa March - Yohan Cabaye April - Cheick Tiote May - Tim Krul June - Fabricio Coloccini July - Jonas Gutierrez August - Sylvain Marveaux September - Leon Best October - Steven Taylor (in face mask) November - Demba Ba December - Shola and Sammy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Ok. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Mike Ashley James Perch Alan Smith Peter Lovenkrands Ashley's helicopter Steve Harper Fraser Forster Nile Ranger Derek Llambias Rob Elliot Monty Burns Sportsdirect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I want to see Jonas Tiote dressed as Santa. Possibly bouncing Christmas Tree on his knee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I just want Mike Williamson, gradually stripping off month by month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 u know it doesnt limit the amount of votes you do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Owen. Luque. Xisco. Rozenahl. Boumsong. Butt. Babayaro. Gonzalez. Cacapa. Bramble. Carr. Smith. I don't care which months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Sports Direct, in big red and blue letters, every month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Sports Direct, in big red and blue letters, every month. One letter a month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 And add a removable sticker of each letter so you can collect your own bit of Sports Direct advertising over the months. Sure fire winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 12 months of Sammy FTW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Kevin Keegan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Do you reckon the Mackem calender counts David Vaughan's fingers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 And add a removable sticker of each letter so you can collect your own bit of Sports Direct advertising over the months. Sure fire winner. A Calendar of Mike Ashley posing in front of various Sports direct logos. December could be an advent calendar of sports direct logos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 This bird you were dry humping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 And add a removable sticker of each letter so you can collect your own bit of Sports Direct advertising over the months. Sure fire winner. A Calendar of Mike Ashley posing in front of various Sports direct logos. December could be an advent calendar of sports direct logos. Every chocolate in the shape of a bit of cheap sportswear. Shit, we should pack this idea off to the big man, it's a definite hit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaron Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Nile Ranger behind bars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 There's an idea too. Nile Ranger committing a different crime for each month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Nile Ranger behind bars Aye Ranger is gonna get 12 months but not on the calendar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 We normally sell most of them, so lets go Smith, Perch, Elliot and Lovenkrands. Maybe put Teeth Girl in too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 We normally sell most of them, so lets go Smith, Perch, Elliot and Lovenkrands. Maybe put Teeth Girl in too. And Martyn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 And add a removable sticker of each letter so you can collect your own bit of Sports Direct advertising over the months. Sure fire winner. A Calendar of Mike Ashley posing in front of various Sports direct logos. December could be an advent calendar of sports direct logos. Every chocolate in the shape of a bit of cheap sportswear. Shit, we should pack this idea off to the big man, it's a definite hit. Chocolate zubaz pants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 12 months of Sammy FTW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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