LucaAltieri Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't know how much truth there is to it, but I heard we're in for Cleo from Kashiwa Reysol. Hmm. Why? Looks a bit championship to me... Don't know much about him, personally. Goal scoring record seems decent according to Wikipedia. Still... Brazilian striker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The JFK meeting a club president made me chuckle, that'll go well, not that is true like. But can you imagine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't know how much truth there is to it, but I heard we're in for Cleo from Kashiwa Reysol. Hmm. Why? Looks a bit championship to me... Don't know much about him, personally. Goal scoring record seems decent according to Wikipedia. Still... Brazilian striker! Almost certainly wouldn't get a work permit unless Serbia is joining the EU as he has a passport there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The JFK meeting a club president made me chuckle, that'll go well, not that is true like. But can you imagine Probably go something like this: *Walks in room, handshake and such* JK: Were interested in *Player* (says name wrong), and we are prepared to make this offer. President: But that is 50% less then the market value. JK: But it is a respectable offer, that we feel is correct for player. (says name wrong again, but differently then before) P: I sorry, but this is a top international, we are going to have to refuse the offer. JK: You're a cunt. *Storms out room, just as he's leaving turns * JK: Keep us updated if anything changes in the players situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The JFK meeting a club president made me chuckle, that'll go well, not that is true like. But can you imagine Probably go something like this: *Walks in room, handshake and such* JK: Were interested in *Player* (says name wrong), and we are prepared to make this offer. President: But that is 50% less then the market value. JK: But it is a respectable offer, that we feel is correct for player. (says name wrong again, but differently then before) P: I sorry, but this is a top international, we are going to have to refuse the offer. JK: You're a cunt. *Storms out room, just as he's leaving turns * JK: Keep us updated if anything changes in the players situation. Or he's being drunken playing golf or something and he's not even getting this far.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The JFK meeting a club president made me chuckle, that'll go well, not that is true like. But can you imagine Probably go something like this: *Walks in room, handshake and such* JK: Were interested in *Player* (says name wrong), and we are prepared to make this offer. President: But that is 50% less then the market value. JK: But it is a respectable offer, that we feel is correct for player. (says name wrong again, but differently then before) P: I sorry, but this is a top international, we are going to have to refuse the offer. JK: You're a c***. *Storms out room, just as he's leaving turns * JK: Keep us updated if anything changes in the players situation. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/21/article-2398876-1B656BE3000005DC-214_306x620.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The JFK meeting a club president made me chuckle, that'll go well, not that is true like. But can you imagine Probably go something like this: *Walks in room, handshake and such* JK: Were interested in *Player* (says name wrong), and we are prepared to make this offer. President: But that is 50% less then the market value. JK: But it is a respectable offer, that we feel is correct for player. (says name wrong again, but differently then before) P: I sorry, but this is a top international, we are going to have to refuse the offer. JK: You're a cunt. *Storms out room, just as he's leaving turns * JK: Keep us updated if anything changes in the players situation. This the disney version? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't know how much truth there is to it, but I heard we're in for Cleo from Kashiwa Reysol. Hmm. Why? Looks a bit championship to me... Don't know much about him, personally. Goal scoring record seems decent according to Wikipedia. Still... Brazilian striker! Almost certainly wouldn't get a work permit unless Serbia is joining the EU as he has a passport there. Don't know too much about that, but didn't the Tories change it all? Now you can basically buy your way in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Where did this 3 in by saturday come from? no one ever asked 3 whats in where and it's clear he meant gallons of vodka and in his belly. Goals in our net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Where did this 3 in by saturday come from? no one ever asked 3 whats in where and it's clear he meant gallons of vodka and in his belly. Goals in our net. No one ever asked which bloody Saturday either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't know how much truth there is to it, but I heard we're in for Cleo from Kashiwa Reysol. Hmm. Why? Looks a bit championship to me... Don't know much about him, personally. Goal scoring record seems decent according to Wikipedia. Still... Brazilian striker! So was Mira and he never settled Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayola Kid Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't know how much truth there is to it, but I heard we're in for Cleo from Kashiwa Reysol. Hmm. Why? Looks a bit championship to me... Don't know much about him, personally. Goal scoring record seems decent according to Wikipedia. Still... Brazilian striker! So was Mira and he never settled FFS man, Mira had a pig farm in Brazil to attend to, he couldnt just piss around suitin himself playin footy?!!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 https://twitter.com/cunninghampaul/status/371021346467098624/photo/1 Jonas mark II? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I think its f*cking pathetic Jonas needs to get injured for the pathetic board to consider a left winger might be a f*cking necessity. With that said i'm hoping now that those Andre Ayew links have some legs to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I think its f*cking pathetic Jonas needs to get injured for the pathetic board to consider a left winger might be a f*cking necessity. With that said i'm hoping now that those Andre Ayew links have some legs to them. I'll save some time, they don't. Oh if only some young winger with plenty of resale value was available quite cheap this summer, lets say around £2m, oh wait there was Redmond and oh look he was English too which is what our manager actually wants. Can't have Pardew getting what he wants it might endanger Uncle Joe's managerial prospects. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I think its f*cking pathetic Jonas needs to get injured for the pathetic board to consider a left winger might be a f*cking necessity. great..now we can go for Scott Sinclair.....oh wait.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magorific Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Victor Moses, Joe. You know it makes sense... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Victor Moses, Joe. You know it makes sense... Driving home from work yesterday, i thought to myself moses would be a good move after he was mentioned on the radio. 100% will not happen though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'm hoping he's going to watch a Brugges game, so it's Maxime Lestienne we're after. Impressed me both times we played them last season, direct and dangerous LW. If it's not the obvious bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 So...3 in today, lads? He meant 3 pies into his seat at HT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 He's mad as fook. It's a miracle Remy arrived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I got a voicemail from moses' agent last time we were in for him. Said he would have walked to sjp to play for us, but 'Mr llambias changed the deal at the last minute', or something along those lines. He may think differently since he's gone to Chelsea obviously, but he was keen to play up here back then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 He's mad as fook. It's a miracle Rely arrived. One of the three new ones is in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I got a voicemail from moses' agent last time we were in for him. Said he would have walked to sjp to play for us, but 'Mr llambias changed the deal at the last minute', or something along those lines. He may think differently since he's gone to Chelsea obviously, but he was keen to play up here back then. Llambias was very dubious about Moses like, might be a different story with him gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 He's mad as fook. It's a miracle Rely arrived. One of the three new ones is in ooh bimps you are a skit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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