Sifu Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 We need 4 more away points to equal our worst ever Premier League away record (relegation season). Like fuck we're going to equal that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 So pleased you guys are always there to make us feel better. Way to rally the troops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loven Mag 11 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Atleast we didnt get turned over at St James by the Mackems though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Do we really need scatter diagrams and graphs. Just using your own eyes tells enough that we are utter, utter garbage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Do we really need scatter diagrams and graphs. Just using your own eyes tells enough that we are utter, utter garbage. It's the point of the thread you came in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Do we really need scatter diagrams and graphs. Just using your own eyes tells enough that we are utter, utter garbage. It's the point of the thread you came in. I know it is. A turd-o-meter would be an equally effective way of showing our trends as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loven Mag 11 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Dave stop being so god damn negative. I thought Pardew was great til i stumbled in here man. What next, a pie chart? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Do we really need scatter diagrams and graphs. Just using your own eyes tells enough that we are utter, utter garbage. It's the point of the thread you came in. I know it is. A turd-o-meter would be an equally effective way of showing our trends as well. You're right man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Dave stop being so god damn negative. I thought Pardew was great til i stumbled in here man. What next, a pie chart? http://i.imgur.com/KsfqBhu.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/KsfqBhu.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Can that be a real poll or is it a bit immature? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loven Mag 11 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Well done sir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loven Mag 11 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 How many clean sheets have we kept this season by the way? 2/3? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Guess it takes a little while longer for some people to level out... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Points per game before the Reading game and after? Dave? Go! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Points per game before the Reading game and after? Dave? Go! Including Reading: 0.91 PPG. Since Reading: 1.50 PPG. Overall: 1.09 PPG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Even pre-signings form will keep us up, not that it's anything to crow about. Disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Nicked off Happy Face on Toontastic: http://i47.tinypic.com/1zdneqr.jpg Comfortably more long balls than any other team in the league. That table doesn't look so bad when you see that Fulham and Everton (who both play good stuff) are 2nd and 3rd but when you look at long balls as a percentage of total passes, it looks worse because they play vastly more short passes than we do: Newcastle United 24.5% Reading 24.5% Stoke 23.1% West Ham 21.3% Aston Villa 20.6% Norwich 20.5% Sunderland 19.2% West Bromwich Albion 19.0% Everton 17.9% Tottenham 17.9% Queens Park Rangers 17.0% Fulham 16.1% Wigan 15.5% Chelsea 13.4% Swansea 12.8% Liverpool 12.7% Southampton 12.7% Manchester United 11.6% Manchester City 10.5% Arsenal 9.7% Essentially, 1 in 4 of our passes is a long ball. Interesting, despite most people on here thinking that we've stopped the long ball thing since the turn of the year, we're still top of this table 5 months later, albeit we only play 70 per game now, Fulham still on 67 in second. We're just less aimless about it now imo, now that Williamson's a fringe player. Cabaye has always played by far the most in the squad (averages about three times as many as Big Mike) and continues to do so, with Tiote second. Our central midfield is essentially only there to try and chip a ball ahead of Cisse for him to run onto. Between them on Sunday, Tiote and Cabaye played 19 long balls. The two in the middle for the mackems played 2 between them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Can't believe we're equalling the relegation season for losses at home/away record like, and will still probably stay up. Goes to show what a truly shit Premier League season its been in general. QPR and Reading are wank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Only just noticed this. http://i.imgur.com/xOBPZqT.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 We've never lost 8 home games in a Premier League season. Only other time we've lost as many as this (7) was when we were relegated. Have now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Stuff like that starts to hit home just how low we've slunk this season. Good stuff to have in your arsenal if anyone pulls the old "you're such a fickle bunch" shit out of the bag. I realised after today that we now had the worst defensive record in the league, but had totally forgotten about that home record stuff. Abysmal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Calm down, cos Al said just the other day: “We have a chance of achieving the same home record as we had last year. We can still get 11 wins. “So to give us the chance to do that we have to win. Our home form has been strong, but we all know what happened against Sunderland. We don’t need to go over that. “We need to make sure it’s a really committed performance. It has to be a performance that is worthy of a black and white shirt.” Good going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/q087gtJ.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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